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RE: Damned Women
December 18, 2019 at 3:38 pm
(December 18, 2019 at 3:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: Pfft. I've been handing guys their asses at darts for years. I'm really out of practice, though.
True story: I once threw sixteen number twos in a minute, just two off the world record.
Fuck you, Lee Mack.
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RE: Damned Women
December 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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(December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (December 18, 2019 at 8:43 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Darts - more attempts to compensate for penile inadequecy..
Think of it - a bunch of men standing about cheering whilst trying to put a little prick into a target....
Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.
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The main character I play seems to be Scottish. Is that a saying there?
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RE: Damned Women
December 18, 2019 at 5:19 pm
(December 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.
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Playing Borderlands 3 atm. He keeps saying "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!"
The main character I play seems to be Scottish. Is that a saying there?
Whatchoo want??
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RE: Damned Women
December 19, 2019 at 6:00 am
(December 19, 2019 at 3:02 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: (December 18, 2019 at 6:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: We men had one thing left. ONE. And you've taken that away.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/d...ted-evetts
well done
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Aww poor baby
I know, right? We put shoes on you lot, give you the vote, let you go outside and talk to people, and THIS is how you repay us.
Shameful, that's what it is.
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