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Damned Women
#21
RE: Damned Women
(December 18, 2019 at 3:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: Pfft. I've been handing guys their asses at darts for years. I'm really out of practice, though.

True story:  I once threw sixteen number twos in a minute, just two off the world record.

Fuck you, Lee Mack.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Damned Women
(December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 18, 2019 at 8:43 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Darts - more attempts to compensate for penile inadequecy..


Think of it - a bunch of men standing about cheering whilst trying to put a little prick into a target....

Wink

Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.

Boru

Playing Borderlands 3 atm. He keeps saying "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!"
The main character I play seems to be Scottish. Is that a saying there?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#23
RE: Damned Women
(December 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.

Boru

Playing Borderlands 3 atm. He keeps saying "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!"
The main character I play seems to be Scottish. Is that a saying there?

Whatchoo want??

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Damned Women
(December 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.

Boru

Playing Borderlands 3 atm. He keeps saying "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!"
The main character I play seems to be Scottish. Is that a saying there?
Only among dairy farmers with a thing for bluegrass music..
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RE: Damned Women
(December 18, 2019 at 5:31 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Playing Borderlands 3 atm. He keeps saying "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!"
The main character I play seems to be Scottish. Is that a saying there?
Only among dairy farmers with a thing for bluegrass music..

Cowway Twitty.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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