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RE: Damned Women
December 18, 2019 at 3:38 pm
(December 18, 2019 at 3:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: Pfft. I've been handing guys their asses at darts for years. I'm really out of practice, though.
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RE: Damned Women
December 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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(December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (December 18, 2019 at 8:43 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Darts - more attempts to compensate for penile inadequecy..
Think of it - a bunch of men standing about cheering whilst trying to put a little prick into a target....

Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.
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RE: Damned Women
December 18, 2019 at 5:19 pm
(December 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (December 18, 2019 at 10:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Spoken like a man who couldn't hit the long side of a supertanker with a dart.
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RE: Damned Women
December 19, 2019 at 6:00 am
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