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[Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale

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[Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
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[Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
December 25, 2019 at 6:07 am
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RE: [Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
December 25, 2019 at 6:36 am
Are we on ramadan or sumething. Why would you think what your favourite novel says?
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RE: [Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
December 25, 2019 at 7:14 am (This post was last modified: December 25, 2019 at 7:16 am by WinterHold.)
(December 25, 2019 at 6:36 am)LastPoet Wrote: Are we on ramadan or sumething. Why would you think what your favourite novel says?

No. The purpose of these topics is "showing the reader that the Quran is not a book of riddles".
In other words; it is a very clear book containing facts. Read it and observe the universe and observe your life experience.
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December 25, 2019 at 7:41 am
You arent fucking serious, are you? Hehe
Cetero censeo religionem delendam esse
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RE: [Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
December 25, 2019 at 2:16 pm
(December 25, 2019 at 7:14 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(December 25, 2019 at 6:36 am)LastPoet Wrote: Are we on ramadan or sumething. Why would you think what your favourite novel says?

No. The purpose of these topics is "showing the reader that the Quran is not a book of riddles".
In other words; it is a very clear book containing facts. Read it and observe the universe and observe your life experience.

If I ran a herd of pigs around the Kaaba would you think it was okay?
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December 25, 2019 at 3:10 pm (This post was last modified: December 25, 2019 at 3:12 pm by LadyForCamus.)
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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December 25, 2019 at 4:20 pm
(December 25, 2019 at 7:41 am)Deesse23 Wrote: You arent fucking serious, are you?  Hehe

Seriously delusional mayhaps..
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RE: [Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
December 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm
Let me get this straight:
Jonah swallowing sperm=abomination
Sperm swallowing Jonah=exercise in humility

does that about sum it up?
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RE: [Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
December 25, 2019 at 6:18 pm
(December 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm)no one Wrote: Let me get this straight:
Jonah swallowing sperm=abomination
Sperm swallowing Jonah=exercise in humility

does that about sum it up?

One-way blow jobs?
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RE: [Quranic Reflection]: Jonah -peace be upon him- and the whale
December 25, 2019 at 6:24 pm
The technical term for those are, sixty eights.
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