The Argument Against Evil-lution

[no one]

Blah, blah, blah, blah. We don't see Cogs or Dats. Dogs do not give birth to cats, cats go not give birth to dogs. Life doesn't miraculously appear in a jar of peanut butter. 

This "science" stuff is deceptive and erroneous. It detracts from the divine word and attempts to marginalize the marvel and wonder that is the lord almighty.

I mean I couldn't possibly begin to interpret the inner workings of the internal combustion engine, or even how my web browser works, so therefore it must be magic. 

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, atheists. This case is closed!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Duty]

Abiogenesis has only happened once in Earth's history therefore God!

Ahem: 

One of the first speculations on this subject was in Darwin's letter to Joseph Dalton Hooker on 1 February 1871,[94] suggesting that the original spark of life may have begun in a "warm little pond, with all sorts of ammonia and phosphoric salts, light, heat, electricity, &c., present, that a  compound was chemically formed ready to undergo still more complex changes." He went on to explain that "at the present day such matter would be instantly devoured or absorbed, which would not have been the case before living creatures were formed." 

[LadyForCamus]

It only ever needed to happen once, lol.

[Duty]

NSFW image - BEYOND kinky ; )

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Abiogenesis has only happened once in Earth's history therefore God!

Prove it only happened once.

[Duty]

Evolution can't be true because if it was true then life would have no meaning.

[ignoramus]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Evolution can't be true because if it was true then life would have no meaning.

Does the life of an marmot have meaning? That of a jellyfish?

[Duty]

You just don't understand GS, we're talking about meaning here. Real MEANING!