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So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 9:03 am
Some people disapprove of public masturbation.  These people shouldn't sit next to me on the bus in the first place.

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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 9:11 am
(January 18, 2020 at 3:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Ha ha, nice Last Boy Scout reference


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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 11:02 am
(January 22, 2020 at 9:03 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some people disapprove of public masturbation.  These people shouldn't sit next to me on the bus in the first place.

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But you're supposed to be driving the bus.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 11:55 am
(January 22, 2020 at 11:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 22, 2020 at 9:03 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some people disapprove of public masturbation.  These people shouldn't sit next to me on the bus in the first place.

Boru

But you're supposed to be driving the bus.

That's a euphemism for it I've not heard before.

Boru
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 12:13 pm
(January 22, 2020 at 11:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 22, 2020 at 11:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: But you're supposed to be driving the bus.

That's a euphemism for it I've not heard before.

Boru

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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 22, 2020 at 12:52 pm
leper,......... blowjob,......... tip.
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RE: So, what's up with airline food? And other bad jokes.
January 23, 2020 at 8:36 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2020 at 8:40 pm by Magilla.)
(January 17, 2020 at 8:40 pm)Mechaghostman Wrote: What has 4 legs and flies?
A picnic table.
Q. What has two legs and flies, but is not a bird?
A. A pair of pants.

Q. What has six wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck.

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Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
A. He wanted to see his flat mate.

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