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[ignoramus]

I thought "rust bucket" was patented for Fords only

[arewethereyet]

Let's look at this...they're, there, and their do sound alike.  

What attic and addict have in common in they both start with the letter "a" and are two syllable words.

Attic has two "Ts" together and it ends with a "K" sound.

Addict has two "Ds" together and ends with "CT".  

I have hearing loss and even with that the two words sound very different.  If you are hearing them the same you should maybe have your hearing checked.

To be fair, Brian thinks a kookaburra sounds like a chimp.  So it's perfectly possible that 'attic' and 'addict' sound alike to him.

Kookaburra:





Chimpanzee:






Boru

As I suggested, he may want to have his hearing checked.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The only essential oil is olive. Couldn't do without it.

Boru

5-W-30 is essential if you're running a 396 CID V-8.

Lucky for me I'm not doing that, then.

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I thought "rust bucket" was patented for Fords only

1958 Chevrolet presented at evidence.

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5-W-30 is essential if you're running a 396 CID V-8.

Lucky for me I'm not doing that, then.

Boru

Essentially correct.

[Rev. Rye]

To be fair, Brian thinks a kookaburra sounds like a chimp.  So it's perfectly possible that 'attic' and 'addict' sound alike to him.

Kookaburra:





Boru

To be fair, if you can process the human voice enough, I think it can sound like a kookaburra, and since the chimpanzee is either the closest or second-closest species to homo sapiens, it's not too far off.





The first couple times I heard this song, I was sure that the "Hallelujah" that forms the hook of the song didn't come from a human. Eventually, I found the actual sample, and it turned out to be a heavily effected sample from a gospel song (relevant "Hallelujah" at 5:03):

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

To be fair, Brian thinks a kookaburra sounds like a chimp.  So it's perfectly possible that 'attic' and 'addict' sound alike to him.

Kookaburra:





Boru

To be fair, if you can process the human voice enough, I think it can sound like a kookaburra, and since the chimpanzee is either the closest or second-closest species to homo sapiens, it's not too far off.  





The first couple times I heard this song, I was sure that the "Hallelujah" that forms the hook of the song didn't come from a human. Eventually, I found the actual sample, and it turned out to be a heavily effected sample from a gospel song (relevant "Hallelujah" at 5:03):

To be fair, if you can process the sound of two box turtles mating enough, it can sound like the 1812 Overture. And since Tchaikovsky and box turtles are both in the animal kingdom, it wouldn’t be too far off.

This doesn’t justify mistaking the sounds of turtle sex with the sounds of cannon fire.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

To be fair, if you can process the human voice enough, I think it can sound like a kookaburra, and since the chimpanzee is either the closest or second-closest species to homo sapiens, it's not too far off.  





The first couple times I heard this song, I was sure that the "Hallelujah" that forms the hook of the song didn't come from a human. Eventually, I found the actual sample, and it turned out to be a heavily effected sample from a gospel song (relevant "Hallelujah" at 5:03):

To be fair, if you can process the sound of two box turtles mating enough, it can sound like the 1812 Overture. And since Tchaikovsky and box turtles are both in the animal kingdom, it wouldn’t be too far off.

This doesn’t justify mistaking the sounds of turtle sex with cannon fire.

Boru

Okay, now I am pretty sure I took too much medication for my headache.  

Yeesh...Chimps and birds and turtles mating and cannons...maybe I should call 911...this could be a severe side effect.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

To be fair, if you can process the sound of two box turtles mating enough, it can sound like the 1812 Overture. And since Tchaikovsky and box turtles are both in the animal kingdom, it wouldn’t be too far off.

This doesn’t justify mistaking the sounds of turtle sex with cannon fire.

Boru

Okay, now I am pretty sure I took too much medication for my headache.  

Yeesh...Chimps and birds and turtles mating and cannons...maybe I should call 911...this could be a severe side effect.

You think YOU’VE got it rough, just think of the poor turtles. Having their sex life recorded and processed by sound engineers.

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Turtles having sex sounds like my right knee.

[arewethereyet]

Must resist the urge to Google "box turtles mating".

I don't have anyone designated yet to clear my browser history when I die.