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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 16, 2020 at 1:47 pm
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Well I was told earlier on today* that we're staggering shifts at work, putting us down to a five hour day (and likely to be told to stay home in a week or two if I read between the lines correctly). At least I'm in the civil service where my pay will be guaranteed if a complete shut down is ordered or if I get the disease. My best friend, who's a chef, has effectively been let go for the duration because the pub he works at has been closed.
*Over the phone, I'm actually on holidays to Wednesday.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 17, 2020 at 11:49 am
How can anyone be dead or even sick of Coronavirus when Ivanka is looking for a cure herself? Preposterous!
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 17, 2020 at 11:56 am
(March 17, 2020 at 11:49 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How can anyone be dead or even sick of Coronavirus when Ivanka is looking for a cure herself? Preposterous!
What kind of perfumes do we need to be safe, Ivanka?
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March 17, 2020 at 8:00 pm
Pretty sure she's just preparing her twice daily botox injection.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 17, 2020 at 9:09 pm
(March 17, 2020 at 8:00 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Pretty sure she's just preparing her twice daily botox injection.
You do realize that she's going to look a lot like her dad in not too many years? 
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March 17, 2020 at 11:16 pm
Somehow, I'm thinking of this whole situation and my mind keeps coming back to this:
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March 18, 2020 at 1:35 am
I died! ..........................laughing!
With everything that's going on, all we need now is this!
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March 18, 2020 at 5:56 am
I told Boss Lady that the income tax refund this year was to be hers and she should do a EGDO*. No human,no cats, no anything she didn't want to do. So she rented a hotel in a far away land (across the Missouri River, in The Land of Happy Shopping.) And then this virus starts causing things to close down. Shopping, dining, movies, nyet!
I have to assume that if she hadn't made plans the virus would not have been so scary. Lesson learned. Next year the refund goes into saving.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 18, 2020 at 6:34 am
(March 18, 2020 at 5:56 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I told Boss Lady that the income tax refund this year was to be hers and she should do a EGDO*. No human,no cats, no anything she didn't want to do. So she rented a hotel in a far away land (across the Missouri River, in The Land of Happy Shopping.) And then this virus starts causing things to close down. Shopping, dining, movies, nyet!
I have to assume that if she hadn't made plans the virus would not have been so scary. Lesson learned. Next year the refund goes into saving.
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So clearly, this pandemic is YOUR fault. Weren't happy enough destroying Tokyo and fighting Mothra, were you? Oh, no - you have go and fuck things up for everyone.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 18, 2020 at 7:14 am
(March 18, 2020 at 6:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (March 18, 2020 at 5:56 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I told Boss Lady that the income tax refund this year was to be hers and she should do a EGDO*. No human,no cats, no anything she didn't want to do. So she rented a hotel in a far away land (across the Missouri River, in The Land of Happy Shopping.) And then this virus starts causing things to close down. Shopping, dining, movies, nyet!
I have to assume that if she hadn't made plans the virus would not have been so scary. Lesson learned. Next year the refund goes into saving.
*Extended Girl's Day Out
So clearly, this pandemic is YOUR fault. Weren't happy enough destroying Tokyo and fighting Mothra, were you? Oh, no - you have go and fuck things up for everyone.
Boru I didn't fight Mothra, it was a domestic disturbance.
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