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Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 12, 2020 at 6:10 am
(March 12, 2020 at 6:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 6:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: They can't be coronavirus victims if they die of something else, first...

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Cousinmode: That's where the conspiracy really kicks in.

Oh, I'm not on Trumps side.

Call me an interested third party.

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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 12, 2020 at 6:19 am
The cousin's would put you into the Illuminati for saying that. They can never define "Illuminati", of course. But they have seen "Tomb Raider" so they know all about it. "Something about hot pants and James Bond, right?"
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 12, 2020 at 6:35 am
(March 12, 2020 at 6:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The cousin's would put you into the Illuminati for saying that. They can never define "Illuminati", of course. But they have seen "Tomb Raider" so they know all about it. "Something about hot pants and James Bond, right?"

The Illuminati doesn't exist.

Tell your cousins that if they keep spreading misinformation they will be interred for reeducation.

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March 12, 2020 at 6:46 am
"reeducation" implies they were educated in the first place.
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March 12, 2020 at 6:52 am
Yeah, but reeducation really means liquidation...

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#16
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March 12, 2020 at 6:53 am
I've been dead a long time.
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March 12, 2020 at 6:55 am (This post was last modified: March 12, 2020 at 6:56 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(March 12, 2020 at 6:52 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yeah, but reeducation really means liquidation...
They're mostly liquid now. Get it from them masonic jars. "I drink WHITE lightning"
(March 12, 2020 at 6:53 am)no one Wrote: I've been dead a long time.
I've found dying can spice up a hospital stay.
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March 12, 2020 at 7:58 am
I have been dead before, no big deal Smile
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 12, 2020 at 7:59 am
I've sanitized myself from the inside.

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March 12, 2020 at 1:12 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 7:58 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I have been dead before, no big deal  Smile
Mom was told I was dead twice.
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