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Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
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#21
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 12, 2020 at 1:35 pm
Does dead drunk count?
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March 12, 2020 at 1:36 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 1:35 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Does dead drunk count?

No, usually it just lies there.
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March 12, 2020 at 11:50 pm
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#24
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March 13, 2020 at 1:41 pm
I died laughing when I saw that all the TP has been sold out from stores. And I saw this article where it says "People who buy toilet paper are most likely to die from the Coronavirus". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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March 13, 2020 at 2:06 pm
My boss tapped on my office door this morning and said he had something for me. I figured it was another year-end project for the CPA. He walked in with his arm outstretched holding a roll of toilet paper.

What a goof.
  
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March 13, 2020 at 2:10 pm
SO fucking true.

An aside, Dallas Mavericks owner and "Shark Tank" icon Mark Cuban went on news recently saying he doesn't care about the sports shutdown, saying he had an 82 year old family member himself.

My problem with this, isn't claiming he does not care about his loved ones. I am sure he does. My problem is with the top 1% for 40 years bitching about taxes, exploding the pay gap, and forcing more in the middle and low pay class to work sick. This "don't tax me" bullshit coming from the top has now come to bite the top in the ass. If Mark is truly concerned about his own family, then he should understand that the middle class and hourly class have family they love too.
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March 13, 2020 at 2:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 13, 2020 at 2:15 pm by arewethereyet.)
(March 13, 2020 at 2:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote: SO fucking true.

An aside, Dallas Mavericks owner and "Shark Tank" icon Mark Cuban went on news recently saying he doesn't care about the sports shutdown, saying he had an 82 year old family member himself.

My problem with this, isn't claiming he does not care about his loved ones. I am sure he does. My problem is with the top 1% for 40 years bitching about taxes, exploding the pay gap, and forcing more in the middle and low pay class to work sick. This "don't tax me" bullshit coming from the top has now come to bite the top in the ass. If Mark is truly concerned about his own family, then he should understand that the middle class and hourly class have family they love too.

Pretty sure your comprehension on that is wrong.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/doylerader/...aaa3757869

Mark Cuban Plans To Pay Hourly Employees Through The End Of March

Seems like a pretty upstanding move on his part...even for a rich guy.
  
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March 13, 2020 at 2:17 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 2:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 13, 2020 at 2:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote: SO fucking true.

An aside, Dallas Mavericks owner and "Shark Tank" icon Mark Cuban went on news recently saying he doesn't care about the sports shutdown, saying he had an 82 year old family member himself.

My problem with this, isn't claiming he does not care about his loved ones. I am sure he does. My problem is with the top 1% for 40 years bitching about taxes, exploding the pay gap, and forcing more in the middle and low pay class to work sick. This "don't tax me" bullshit coming from the top has now come to bite the top in the ass. If Mark is truly concerned about his own family, then he should understand that the middle class and hourly class have family they love too.

Pretty sure your comprehension on that is wrong.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/doylerader/...aaa3757869

Mark Cuban Plans To Pay Hourly Employees Through The End Of March

Yeah, I read that as well. How do you (Brian) bag on a guy who’s going to pay his employees for NOT working? You’re always bitching about heartless billionaires - well, here’s  one with a heart. Jeezus.

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March 13, 2020 at 2:20 pm
Wait for it...Bri is gonna bitch 'cause Cuban said through the end of March. Let's not take into consideration he can extend that if it's necessary.
  
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March 13, 2020 at 2:23 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 2:20 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Wait for it...Bri is gonna bitch 'cause Cuban said through the end of March.  Let's not take into consideration he can extend that if it's necessary.

And I’m sure that Brian will miss the point that Cuban didn’t have to do anything at all for the hourly employees. He could have simply said, ‘Sucks to be you, now go home.’

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