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Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 4:13 am
(March 14, 2020 at 3:58 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm actually glad Obama was elected.

Since America is going woke mad, I'd love the next president to be a disabled female lesbian albino vegan dwarf...

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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 4:50 am
(March 14, 2020 at 3:58 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm actually glad Obama was elected.

Since America is going woke mad, I'd love the next president to be a disabled female lesbian albino vegan dwarf...

Sorry, T.rump has no chance of being re-elected.
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#43
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 10:41 am
(March 12, 2020 at 7:58 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I have been dead before, no big deal  Smile

I keep telling you; you were only mostly dead!
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#44
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 12:30 pm
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Iggy:
How hasn't he been violated with a pineapple yet by somebody?


Violated, would imply he didn't enjoy it.
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#45
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 6:44 pm
(March 14, 2020 at 3:58 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm actually glad Obama was elected.

Since America is going woke mad, I'd love the next president to be a disabled female lesbian albino vegan dwarf...

I have a good friend whose son is a gay male transgender vegetarian dwarf.

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#46
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 8:20 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 5:41 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Just to keep score, you know.

Anyway, this morning my TP collection fell over and killed me. I had two hundred of those "24=96" roll packages of Charmin, making me the most prepared non-prepper in St. Louis County. I am geographically specific because the cousins wouldn't put me in the top 100 when it comes to disaster preparedness. No. One has OEM Twinkies, because they have no expiration date.

I am going to live forever so I can be a mega ultra spreader.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 8:51 pm
"I had two of those "24=96" roll packages of Charmin"

Drugs.
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#48
RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 14, 2020 at 11:41 pm
This shit is serious. If you get a notice that I have died, it will be from one of my sons. I suspect that if I get it, I'll be in bad enough shape fast enough that I won't be posting in the forum. I don't have it, I don't expect to get it, and I have a tough enough system that I didn't die either time my digestive system "leaked"- once from a ruptured appendix, and later from a perforated bowel due to a case of the flu many years later, (complications from the ruptured appendix) so Idunno. I had pneumonia in Navy boot camp and couldn't even walk straight the last week, but that didn't kill me, either.

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#49
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March 15, 2020 at 4:51 am
That which does not kill us gets more chances.
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RE: Post here if you've died because of the pandemic.
March 15, 2020 at 6:12 am
It appears that some people are advocating gargling with bleach to ward off the virus.  This is a VERY good idea.  For those people, I mean, not for sane people.

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