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What would be your papal name?

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What would be your papal name?
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 4:58 pm
There's nothing else for it aerwetheryet - you'll just have to burn down their church : D
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 5:01 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 4:42 pm)Editz Wrote: Us fellas are also not equipped, being non-cardinals, so really don't let your femness stop you. As far as the law goes, it's probably easier to have a sex change than it is for an atheist to become pope in any case.

Pope Eewopey.

Cardinal, schmardinal. You aren’t required to be a Cardinal in order to be elected Pope - just a male, baptized Catholic.

This is why so many Popes have been dicks.

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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 5:10 pm
Pope Condom the fist
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 5:27 pm
Johhny Five
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 6:23 pm
Pope Waityou'reachick?
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 6:44 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 4:58 pm)Editz Wrote: There's nothing else for it aerwetheryet - you'll just have to burn down their church : D

I'm gonna need a lot of matches.

They are quite stalker-ish.  I haven't been in a Catholic church since I attended a cousin's wedding in 1987 but still I am counted as a member and get mail from my hometown church a few times a year.

You would think when they would have gotten the hint when I told them what I thought when they refused to baptize my oldest.  Apparently a big 'fuck you' doesn't count as leaving the flock.
  
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#17
RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 7:04 pm
Pope Sauron the Eye.
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#18
RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 7:10 pm
Pope Priapus III (Later to be anointed St. Baculum the First.)
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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 7:12 pm
(March 13, 2020 at 7:04 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Pope Sauron the Eye.

Wait, we can change our picks?

In that case, I want to be His Holyossitude Pope Casimir the Redoubtable, Vicar Of The Flock, Defender Of The Faith, And Puncher Of The Blessed Ferret.

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RE: What would be your papal name?
March 13, 2020 at 7:16 pm
Popey McPopeFace

What!?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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