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Why can't I own Canadians?
#11
RE: Why can't I own Canadians?
(March 23, 2020 at 2:30 am)Paleophyte Wrote:
(March 23, 2020 at 1:42 am)onlinebiker Wrote: And they drink all the beer.....

Not a worry. Murican beer is too feeble for any Canadian to imbibe, even accidentally. It would be classified as soda pop by our customs agents if it weren't for the distinctive second-hand flavour.

And it's like sex in a canoe...
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Why can't I own Canadians?
(March 23, 2020 at 2:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 23, 2020 at 2:30 am)Paleophyte Wrote: Not a worry. Murican beer is too feeble for any Canadian to imbibe, even accidentally. It would be classified as soda pop by our customs agents if it weren't for the distinctive second-hand flavour.

And it's like sex in a canoe...

Water doesn't taste so pre-used.
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#13
RE: Why can't I own Canadians?
(March 23, 2020 at 2:30 am)Paleophyte Wrote:
(March 23, 2020 at 1:42 am)onlinebiker Wrote: And they drink all the beer.....

Not a worry. Murican beer is too feeble for any Canadian to imbibe, even accidentally. It would be classified as soda pop by our customs agents if it weren't for the distinctive second-hand flavour.

They have beer in America? When I went all I could get was some gassy weasle piss!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: Why can't I own Canadians?
(March 23, 2020 at 2:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 23, 2020 at 2:30 am)Paleophyte Wrote: Not a worry. Murican beer is too feeble for any Canadian to imbibe, even accidentally. It would be classified as soda pop by our customs agents if it weren't for the distinctive second-hand flavour.

And it's like sex in a canoe...

American beer gives you splinters in your bum?  Never knew that.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Why can't I own Canadians?
(March 23, 2020 at 2:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 23, 2020 at 2:30 am)Paleophyte Wrote: Not a worry. Murican beer is too feeble for any Canadian to imbibe, even accidentally. It would be classified as soda pop by our customs agents if it weren't for the distinctive second-hand flavour.

And it's like sex in a canoe...

You're drinking the wrong beer....


A six pack of Kalamazoo.stout will put your dick in the dirt......

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