Atheists: Where are you? And who wants to know?

[Rhizomorph13]

I've wanted to develop a highly localized disruptor  for cell phones, not to hide from big brother, but just because I used to hate seeing cell phones everywhere and I wanted them to all die. The worst were those walkie talkie phones that everyone would hold loud convos in public! Fuck those people. The next worst are the people listening to their phone-mail inbox at full volume on speaker! Fuck those people too!

I am glad I won't be bothering you...my phone feeds sound directly into my hearing aids thereby saving the rest of the world from listening to anything I am listening to.    



My boss is one of those people who mostly uses speaker phone and does that weird hold the phone flat out in front of his mouth thing instead of using his headphone/mic combination or actually holding the phone next to his head.  To make that more annoying he paces the hallway during those conversations meaning that he is passing by my door every couple of minutes.

Nice, I didn't know they were building bluetooth capable hearing aides!

[arewethereyet]

I am glad I won't be bothering you...my phone feeds sound directly into my hearing aids thereby saving the rest of the world from listening to anything I am listening to.    



My boss is one of those people who mostly uses speaker phone and does that weird hold the phone flat out in front of his mouth thing instead of using his headphone/mic combination or actually holding the phone next to his head.  To make that more annoying he paces the hallway during those conversations meaning that he is passing by my door every couple of minutes.

Nice, I didn't know they were building bluetooth capable hearing aides!

They are great!  I can listen to music and podcasts as well as voice mail and phone calls and no one's the wiser.  I usually have the ringer off though because it startles the hell out me when it goes off directly in my ears.

I can also turn them on mute with an app on my phone basically turning the hearing aids into noise cancelling headphones.  Sometimes technology really is wonderful.