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[Not Serious] Atheist Catma
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 3:21 pm
If your cat is from Boston, is it more than a feline?

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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 4:51 pm
This thread really makes one paws and reflect on things
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 4:56 pm
(April 12, 2020 at 4:51 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: This thread really makes one paws and reflect on things

Better to paws and reflect than to go all hissterical.

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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 5:00 pm
(April 12, 2020 at 8:18 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 8:15 am)ignoramus Wrote: I prefer "graffiti vandal".

I was referring to a cure for the spraying. Spray him first, when he starts the butt wiggle. After a while it won't be a fun thing.

A VU flashlight will reveal the spots he's hit, clean them up frequently and he'll be less likely to spray.

Cut off his balls, and he'll stop immediately.
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm
(April 12, 2020 at 5:00 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 8:18 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I was referring to a cure for the spraying. Spray him first, when he starts the butt wiggle. After a while it won't be a fun thing.

A VU flashlight will reveal the spots he's hit, clean them up frequently and he'll be less likely to spray.

Cut off his balls, and he'll stop immediately.
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm
(April 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 5:00 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Cut off his balls, and he'll stop immediately.
Not true.

Worked for a good friend of mine.

He stopped immediately...
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2020 at 5:09 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(April 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Not true.

Worked for a good friend of mine.

He stopped immediately...

It generally works, because a cat that doesn’t have the wherewithal to mate has less motivation to spray, but about 10% newly neutered toms will carry on as before. It’s much more effective if they’re snipped prior to reaching breeding age.

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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 5:23 pm
(April 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Not true.

Worked for a good friend of mine.

He stopped immediately...

I've had, I think, six toms who were fixed and continued to spray. I broke them of the habit.
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