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Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 14, 2020 at 11:38 pm
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Recently I've noticed here a trend to ask deep, probing questions about famous historical figures, so I've decided to ask an important question about another famous figure.
Was Bruce Wayne TRULY innocent in the deaths of his parents?
Think about it.
- They decide to leave the theatre early, but instead of going out the brightly lit entrance, they leave by a side door into a dark, dingy alley.
- There just happens to be someone waiting in that alley for them.
- As important people in Gotham they were likely instantly recognisable to anyone they met.
- On the pretext of robbing them, the assassin shot both but conveniently left a witness.
And who us the one who will benefit from their deaths? Bruce.
I think his parents discovered his obsession with the night, with bats, and with dangerous activities andcwere going to have young Bruce committed to Arkham. But he found about it and arranged the hit.
Hero, my arse!
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 14, 2020 at 11:43 pm
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Nope. The batman is guilty of the same crime he punishes, even if he didn't contribute to his parent's death.
We call him The Dark Knight for a reason. 
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 15, 2020 at 3:26 am
Let's put this thread in the gutter where we can all relate to it!
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 15, 2020 at 3:32 am
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 15, 2020 at 3:45 am
I'm sure there's a pr0rn flick with that name ... Or at least there should be.
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 15, 2020 at 3:47 am
(April 15, 2020 at 3:45 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm sure there's a pr0rn flick with that name ... Or at least there should be.
Well, there's a Muffy the Vampire Layer, so you're probably right.
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 15, 2020 at 4:01 am
Ans let's not forget that Dustin Hoffman classic: Kreamer vs Kreamer! A well written story but a very messy execution.
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 15, 2020 at 4:09 am
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Here's the man to ask.
I'm disappointed.
I would have expected a more colourful name.
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
April 15, 2020 at 4:11 am
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He looks very knowledgable. I bet he's been studying the topic since he was 13!
So many heavy books to study. His arms must be worn out by now!
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