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Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 3:46 am
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VOTING INSTRUCTIONS:
- If you really love beer, then vote "I chug it!"
- If you some what like beer, then vote "I sip it."
- If you hate beer, then vote "I dump it!"
Thankyou
P.S. - I chug it! ... and you better not dump that sweet ambrosia out on the lawn in front of me or there will be hell to pay ... and that beer sipping pussy over there better grow some hair on her balls, drop her little pink frilly purse, and chug it like its the last God damn beer on Gods God damned green Earth God damnit!
P.P.S. - I'm an atheist God damn it! ...so God Bless America and pass me another God damn beer!
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 4:09 am
BINGE DRINK!
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 6:43 am
I sip it, of course, like a lady.
You're an ass to make that indicate that I don't like beer as much.
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 7:15 am
Sip...one must always remember...one is a 'Lady'
exception to the rule is when on a hot day after clearing a whole fucking paddock of kudzu vine one may THEN "throw back" as many as one can....
By 'All That Is Holly' one has EARNED it!! 
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 7:23 am
The first beer I drink after a hard day pulling monster engines apart doesn't even touch the sides.
P.s you yanks want to try some real beer, not that virgins urine that you think is beer.
Ahhh, James Squires Golden Ale, Drink it by the pint!!!
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 7:26 am
I don't touch the piss-water most Americans drink. I'd rather do without than let a bottle of Budweiser touch these hot lips.
However, I do enjoy a frosty Yuengling brought out to me in the garden by my gorgeous house-mate.  Guinness once I've been hosed off.
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 7:36 am
(February 18, 2011 at 7:26 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: I don't touch the piss-water most Americans drink. I'd rather do without than let a bottle of Budweiser touch these hot lips.
However, I do enjoy a frosty Yuengling brought out to me in the garden by my gorgeous house-mate. Guinness once I've been hosed off.
They have only very recently started trying to sell Bud in Australia.
Given the huge varieties of really good beers we already have here I can't see it succeeding.
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 7:40 am
We actually have really good beer here in America - for example, there are several microbreweries that sell at least in NC and VA (which is all I care about, since I live in the first and my mum is in the second) who have a rather Gaelic flair, but most people I know bitch that they're "too thick."
I've yet to come across anything that's "too thick", so...
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 7:48 am
(February 18, 2011 at 7:40 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: We actually have really good beer here in America - for example, there are several microbreweries that sell at least in NC and VA (which is all I care about, since I live in the first and my mum is in the second) who have a rather Gaelic flair, but most people I know bitch that they're "too thick."
I've yet to come across anything that's "too thick", so...
Goodmorning "M'Lady" a beer first thing is a delight to the senses!
Too thick?? hmmm mostly our beer here just 'barely touches the sides' as Zen has intimated; must say Guinness is great in the winter!!
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RE: Beer - Do you chug it, sip it, or dump it?
February 18, 2011 at 7:51 am
Morning, mum! 
Yes, but first thing in the morning what I want is coffee, which reminds me of this quote: "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." ~ Alex Levine
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