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You have 48 hours to live!
#1
You have 48 hours to live!
Wait, I have to make a more detailed thread about this?

I was making a general announcement!

Ummm...


What would you do if you found out you only have forty eight hours to live? You know, dead by Friday...


Have fun.

Also, not serious.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#2
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
First 36 hours: Weed, Scotch, A woman even if I have to pay her. Then a long shower. 

Last 12 hours surrounded by my children and loving family. "I only wish I had another 36 hours to spend with you all"!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#3
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
A lot of people's countdown would reach zero, before mine was through........ I mean.. I would give my fortune to the poor.
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#4
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
I'm not sure that I can kill all the people I deem needing killing in 48 hours.Can I have a little more tome? Like 20 years? Seriously, it's a long list!  Begging
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#5
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 9:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait, I have to make a more detailed thread about this?

I was making a general announcement!

Ummm...


What would you do if you found out you only have forty eight hours to live?  You know, dead by Friday...


Have fun.

Also, not serious.

Probably whack the person that told me and then look for a second opinion.

What's your address?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#6
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 9:57 pm)brewer Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 9:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait, I have to make a more detailed thread about this?

I was making a general announcement!

Ummm...


What would you do if you found out you only have forty eight hours to live?  You know, dead by Friday...


Have fun.

Also, not serious.

Probably whack the person that told me and then look for a second opinion.

What's your address?

27 Credibility Street, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 9:53 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm not sure that I can kill all the people I deem needing killing in 48 hours.Can I have a little more tome? Like 20 years? Seriously, it's a long list!  Begging

That's why we need to legalise personal bio weapons.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#8
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 10:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 9:57 pm)brewer Wrote: Probably whack the person that told me and then look for a second opinion.

What's your address?

27 Credibility Street, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

I'm not traveling that far.

I'll be sending you a special package.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#9
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 10:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: 27 Credibility Street, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

I'm not traveling that far.

I'll be sending you a special package.

It'll probably be stopped by customs like my "special packages".

Sad

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#10
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 10:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 27, 2020 at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: I'm not traveling that far.

I'll be sending you a special package.

It'll probably be stopped by customs like my "special packages".

Sad

I'll mark it as fentanyl, it should pass thru as an essential medication.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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