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Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
#61
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 5, 2020 at 11:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 5, 2020 at 10:31 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Flip her over and I'll bet it looks like a deer that got hit by a semi....

Some puddling, for sure. Luckily the damage to the car should buff right out. Great

Yup... That pic is from back when they made cars that didn't dent if you sat on the hood....

And all steel dash - and no seat belt.

Smash into shit and the next guy just hosed what was left of you off the dash - replaced the windshield and drove it....
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#62
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 5, 2020 at 1:00 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 5, 2020 at 11:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Some puddling, for sure. Luckily the damage to the car should buff right out. Great

Yup... That pic is from back when they made cars that didn't dent if you sat on the hood....

And all steel dash - and no seat belt.

Smash into shit and the next guy just hosed what was left of you off the dash - replaced the windshield and drove it....
All same-same NYC today.
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#63
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 5, 2020 at 11:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 5, 2020 at 10:31 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Flip her over and I'll bet it looks like a deer that got hit by a semi....

Some puddling, for sure. Luckily the damage to the car should buff right out. Great

Spicoli can fix it, with his dad's tools...

(May 5, 2020 at 1:00 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 5, 2020 at 11:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Some puddling, for sure. Luckily the damage to the car should buff right out. Great

Yup... That pic is from back when they made cars that didn't dent if you sat on the hood....

And all steel dash - and no seat belt.

Smash into shit and the next guy just hosed what was left of you off the dash - replaced the windshield and drove it....

Yup.  I drove a 1960 Ford Falcon in high school.  Steel dash, bench seat, with no belts.  Pull-knob for a choke, and it worked like cruise control, to go about 40 mph.

On first dates, I'd make hard right turns...a lot...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#64
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 5, 2020 at 5:30 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 5, 2020 at 11:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Some puddling, for sure. Luckily the damage to the car should buff right out. Great

Spicoli can fix it, with his dad's tools...

(May 5, 2020 at 1:00 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Yup... That pic is from back when they made cars that didn't dent if you sat on the hood....

And all steel dash - and no seat belt.

Smash into shit and the next guy just hosed what was left of you off the dash - replaced the windshield and drove it....

Yup.  I drove a 1960 Ford Falcon in high school.  Steel dash, bench seat, with no belts.  Pull-knob for a choke, and it worked like cruise control, to go about 40 mph.

On first dates, I'd make hard right turns...a lot...

"Pull knob for a choke".

That's another cliche I'll kill about if someone says it to me again.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#65
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 2, 2020 at 7:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 2, 2020 at 7:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The great thing about me is that I am a fucking wimp. 

I might mentally want to "stab" someone, but physically that will never happen.

People piss me off to the point of lip service, but nothing more.

Giving people lip is a great way to get a fat one.

Boru

True, but in reality, nobody has the right to assault someone merely because they offended them.

Dictatorships and theocracies are run by assholes who beat others into submission.

If merely getting offended were a justification for assault, then domestic violence would be legal.

Pretty sure there are lots of theists that would assault atheists even over merely saying their God is fiction.

In a civil society nobody gets to assault someone else because someone offended them.
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#66
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
"True, but in reality, nobody has the right to assault someone merely because they offended them."

"Reality" is quite different. Should have been "in theory".
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#67
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 6, 2020 at 7:31 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 2, 2020 at 7:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Giving people lip is a great way to get a fat one.

Boru

True, but in reality, nobody has the right to assault someone merely because they offended them.

Dictatorships and theocracies are run by assholes who beat others into submission.

If merely getting offended were a justification for assault, then domestic violence would be legal.

Pretty sure there are lots of theists that would assault atheists even over merely saying their God is fiction.

In a civil society nobody gets to assault someone else because someone offended them.

Not saying it would be justified, I’m saying that it happens.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#68
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
2nd -  "No Problem".

Grrrrr

Actual conversation moments ago.

"Do you have the 6.5 hp wood chipper in stock?"

"Let me check......... No - we are out and it will be two weeks before we get another in"

"Thank you"

"Yeah - NO PROBLEM."


Yeah fuck you prickface - there IS a problem.....YOU don't have a problem because you give a shit for less....

I gotta buncha shit to grind up....

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#69
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
"It is a CG free movie" - like it's supposed to mean something.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#70
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 6, 2020 at 5:19 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: "It is a CG free movie" - like it's supposed to mean something.

I dunno.

I LIKE movies that feature the Coast Guard.



Semper Paratus motherfuckers....
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