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Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
#31
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 11, 2020 at 9:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 11, 2020 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some of us know that, some of us don’t.

Boru

SAME FUCKING CONTENANT!


Nobody has heard of plate tectonics or alcohol?  Trying to make a joke here! No I am not related to Rodney Dangerfield.

EVERYONE has heard of plate tectonics and alcohol, but they're a bad combination.  Don't drink and drift.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#32
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 12, 2020 at 5:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 11, 2020 at 5:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Psst - Swiss usually refers to something from Switzerland...

Thanks, Miss.

(May 11, 2020 at 9:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote: SAME FUCKING CONTENANT!


Nobody has heard of plate tectonics or alcohol?  Trying to make a joke here! No I am not related to Rodney Dangerfield.

What's a "contenant"?

Apparently, a large, drunken landmass.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#33
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 12, 2020 at 5:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 5:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Thanks, Miss.


What's a "contenant"?

Apparently, a large, drunken landmass.

Boru

An incontinent large, drunken landmass.
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#34
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
Quote:When it comes to shrimp, lobster and Christmas - I'm Jewish.

Not so much when it comes to bacon.
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#35
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 12, 2020 at 8:53 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
Quote:When it comes to shrimp, lobster and Christmas - I'm Jewish.

Not so much when it comes to bacon.

I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#36
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

Boru

Even just a ham and cheese on rye with mayo.



Some things just make life worth living.
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#37
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

Boru

Don't worry, the Jewish delis still make some delicious shit.
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#38
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

Boru

I cannot stand sauerkraut.
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#39
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
(May 12, 2020 at 12:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

Boru

I cannot stand sauerkraut.
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#40
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
Mmmmmmm
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