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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 5:28 pm
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John 15:2
He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful.
(June 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote: God gives you a perfect body and you go and lose a bit of it.
All the spare parts are in heaven.
You have to wait until then to get it back.
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.
That would be impressive. It's hard enough walking around with one. I'd never leave the house.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:06 pm
![[Image: icon_quote.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg) Little lunch:
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.
To be fair, I've encountered several that have two assholes.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:13 pm
Mixup in requisitions.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:28 pm
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:31 pm
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I'm happy with one penis but...you know...it could be handy having a vagina as well is all I'm sayin'.
What the hell...two penis's wouldn't be so bad.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 11:30 am)Jehanne Wrote: It happened before, supposedly:
Wikipedia -- Healing the ear of a servant
Is it wrong for an amputee to pray for such a healing? By the way, I will convert to Christianity (or, whatever religion the healed person claims to believe in) today if such a bonafide miracle can be documented this day.
God only causes amputations (and birth defects) to happen to sinners. That is why prayer is useless and no miracle will be forthcoming.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:38 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm)brewer Wrote: (June 3, 2020 at 11:30 am)Jehanne Wrote: It happened before, supposedly:
Wikipedia -- Healing the ear of a servant
Is it wrong for an amputee to pray for such a healing? By the way, I will convert to Christianity (or, whatever religion the healed person claims to believe in) today if such a bonafide miracle can be documented this day.
God only causes amputations (and birth defects) to happen to sinners. That is why prayer is useless and no miracle will be forthcoming.
God must not like old people, the most vulnerable to COVID-19.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:41 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote: God gives you a perfect body and you go and lose a bit of it.
All the spare parts are in heaven.
You have to wait until then to get it back.
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.
"And if your eye, gets poked out in this life, will it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?"
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:44 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 7:31 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I'm happy with one penis but...you know...it could be handy having a vagina as well is all I'm sayin'.
What the hell...two penis's wouldn't be so bad.
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘go fuck yourself’. 
Boru
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:46 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 8:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote: (June 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm)brewer Wrote: God only causes amputations (and birth defects) to happen to sinners. That is why prayer is useless and no miracle will be forthcoming.
God must not like old people, the most vulnerable to COVID-19.
Covid kills old farts, god must be sending most of them to hell. Can you imagine a heaven full of people like me?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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