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Why won't God heal amputees?
#11
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
John 15:2

He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful.

(June 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote: God gives you a perfect body and you go and lose a bit of it.
All the spare parts are in heaven.
You have to wait until then to get it back.
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.

That would be impressive.  It's hard enough walking around with one.  I'd never leave the house.
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#12
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Little lunch:
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.

To be fair, I've encountered several that have two assholes.
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#13
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
Mixup in requisitions.
For what it's worth, it seems like I'm too late to bring up this point about his OP: Whether or not it's possible if something can come from nothing, it's clear that God, if he exists, definitely violates that principle: After all, what is the creation of the world but his creating something out of nothing?


-Rev Rye.

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#14
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
The wife says she never had an arsehole till she got married!

Praise the lord!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#15
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
I'm happy with one penis but...you know...it could be handy having a vagina as well is all I'm sayin'.

What the hell...two penis's wouldn't be so bad.




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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
(June 3, 2020 at 11:30 am)Jehanne Wrote: It happened before, supposedly:

Wikipedia -- Healing the ear of a servant

Is it wrong for an amputee to pray for such a healing?  By the way, I will convert to Christianity (or, whatever religion the healed person claims to believe in) today if such a bonafide miracle can be documented this day.

God only causes amputations (and birth defects) to happen to sinners. That is why prayer is useless and no miracle will be forthcoming.

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#17
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
(June 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm)brewer Wrote:
(June 3, 2020 at 11:30 am)Jehanne Wrote: It happened before, supposedly:

Wikipedia -- Healing the ear of a servant

Is it wrong for an amputee to pray for such a healing?  By the way, I will convert to Christianity (or, whatever religion the healed person claims to believe in) today if such a bonafide miracle can be documented this day.

God only causes amputations (and birth defects) to happen to sinners. That is why prayer is useless and no miracle will be forthcoming.

God must not like old people, the most vulnerable to COVID-19.
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
(June 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote: God gives you a perfect body and you go and lose a bit of it.
All the spare parts are in heaven.
You have to wait until then to get it back.
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.






"And if your eye, gets poked out in this life, will it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?"
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#19
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
(June 3, 2020 at 7:31 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I'm happy with one penis but...you know...it could be handy having a vagina as well is all I'm sayin'.

What the hell...two penis's wouldn't be so bad.

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘go fuck yourself’.   Razz

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#20
RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
(June 3, 2020 at 8:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(June 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm)brewer Wrote: God only causes amputations (and birth defects) to happen to sinners. That is why prayer is useless and no miracle will be forthcoming.

God must not like old people, the most vulnerable to COVID-19.

Covid kills old farts, god must be sending most of them to hell. Can you imagine a heaven full of people like me?

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