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Why won't God heal amputees?

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Why won't God heal amputees?
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 5:28 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2020 at 5:30 pm by Ranjr.)
John 15:2

He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful.
(June 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote: God gives you a perfect body and you go and lose a bit of it.
All the spare parts are in heaven.
You have to wait until then to get it back.
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.

That would be impressive.  It's hard enough walking around with one.  I'd never leave the house.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:06 pm
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Little lunch:
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.

To be fair, I've encountered several that have two assholes.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:13 pm
Mixup in requisitions.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:28 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2020 at 7:29 pm by ignoramus.)
The wife says she never had an arsehole till she got married!

Praise the lord!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2020 at 7:34 pm by Little lunch.)
I'm happy with one penis but...you know...it could be handy having a vagina as well is all I'm sayin'.
What the hell...two penis's wouldn't be so bad.




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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:38 pm
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:41 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Little lunch Wrote: God gives you a perfect body and you go and lose a bit of it.
All the spare parts are in heaven.
You have to wait until then to get it back.
If we had all the spare parts on earth, men would be walking around with three dicks.




"And if your eye, gets poked out in this life, will it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?"
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:44 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 7:31 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I'm happy with one penis but...you know...it could be handy having a vagina as well is all I'm sayin'.
What the hell...two penis's wouldn't be so bad.

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘go fuck yourself’.   Razz

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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 3, 2020 at 8:46 pm
(June 3, 2020 at 8:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote:
(June 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm)brewer Wrote: God only causes amputations (and birth defects) to happen to sinners. That is why prayer is useless and no miracle will be forthcoming.

God must not like old people, the most vulnerable to COVID-19.

Covid kills old farts, god must be sending most of them to hell. Can you imagine a heaven full of people like me?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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