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RE: Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.
June 5, 2020 at 6:03 pm
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That's just going too far. :-)
OOppss, this is in response to Gawdzilla's post. :-)
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RE: Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.
June 5, 2020 at 6:26 pm
The last time we lost power, I poured a cup of coffee and realized it was stone cold. Being the frightfully clever fellow that I am, I popped the cup in microwave to heat it. Jabbing at the buttons didn’t have any effect, so I checked to make sure it was plugged it (it was). Cursing under my breath, I was half-way to the fuse box before I realized I had just qualified for Bonehead Of The Year.
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RE: Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.
June 5, 2020 at 6:39 pm
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My first husband watched me search for my glasses for quite a while. At that time I didn't need them all the time and often hung them on a lamp shade so they were out of the reach of the kids. I searched and searched and was becoming more frustrated when he finally told me to check the top of my head. I often just slid them up like a headband...and...there they were.
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RE: Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.
June 5, 2020 at 8:47 pm
I used to routinely put our ski boat into the water without the plug. It made me everybody's favorite.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.
June 5, 2020 at 9:25 pm
I love robes and wear them all the time.
I don't like how the sleeve ends are always dripping with coffee.