Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.

[Little lunch]

That's just going too far. :-)
OOppss, this is in response to Gawdzilla's post. :-)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

22 years ago was trying to finish a very rigorous semester in Nursing School. Working full time supporting spouse and kids, paying mortgage. Burning the candle at both ends and in the middle. One early morning I was getting coffee at the convenience market. Nasty brew that required 6 of those plastic 1/2 and 1/2 cups. So...creamer 1,2,3,4,5....and I realize I have poured the creamer in the trash and put the 5 plastic cups in my coffee. I was dressed to instill trust in the health care profession. Spotless white scrubs and lab coat, Stethoscope around my neck. The construction work next to me shakes his head and says "Dude?!".

Did you tell him to turn his head and cough?

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That's just going too far. :-)
OOppss, this is in response to Gawdzilla's post. :-)

To be honest I was on heavy doses of oxycontin at the time.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The last time we lost power, I poured a cup of coffee and realized it was stone cold. Being the frightfully clever fellow that I am, I popped the cup in microwave to heat it. Jabbing at the buttons didn’t have any effect, so I checked to make sure it was plugged it (it was). Cursing under my breath, I was half-way to the fuse box before I realized I had just qualified for Bonehead Of The Year.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

My first husband watched me search for my glasses for quite a while.  At that time I didn't need them all the time and often hung them on a lamp shade so they were out of the reach of the kids.  I searched and searched and was becoming more frustrated when he finally told me to check the top of my head.  I often just slid them up like a headband...and...there they were.

[Ranjr]

[brewer]

I used to routinely put our ski boat into the water without the plug. It made me everybody's favorite.

[Little lunch]

I love robes and wear them all the time.
I don't like how the sleeve ends are always dripping with coffee.