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Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
#1
Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
Because life gave me melons of course!

WFT

(speak to me in my language. I'm affluent in dyslexia)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
You're not the only one who's fluent in daily sex.




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#3
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
Don't mock DYSLEXA! It's all fun and games until somebody loses and i
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
Hear they cure a dyslexia for I found.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#5
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
Oh dear.

At work.

Everyone's lysdexia is coming out.....

TIGGERED!
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#6
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
My dyslexia is coming out.
Wait a minute...diarrhea, I meant diarrhea.
Damn you Iggy!!




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#7
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
Sigh.

Everyone knows the correct spelling is "dire rear".
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#8
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
The ability to click your penis in different color finds?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#9
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
(July 7, 2020 at 5:05 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Hear they cure a dyslexia for I found.

Boru

Maybe Yoda, dyslexic I think was!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#10
RE: Why did I (an atheist) legally change my name to "Dog"?
"Workers of the World untie!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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