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Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
#31
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 8:35 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 8:21 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...

Maybe not... but how does it taste??

Not good enough to order at the pub......
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#32
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 8:21 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 5:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was in this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day_bombing

Boru

Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...

Lost my left eye, eight teeth, and part of my jaw. Broke my right femur, right ankle and four ribs. Several days in a coma, eight weeks in hospital (including reconstructive surgery) and a couple of months of rehab.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#33
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 12:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 8:21 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...

Lost my left eye, eight teeth, and part of my jaw. Broke my right femur, right ankle and four ribs. Several days in a coma, eight weeks in hospital (including reconstructive surgery) and a couple of months of rehab.

Boru

Now that has to sting!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#34
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 12:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Lost my left eye, eight teeth, and part of my jaw. Broke my right femur, right ankle and four ribs. Several days in a coma, eight weeks in hospital (including reconstructive surgery) and a couple of months of rehab.

Boru

Now that has to sting!

I still have the occasional daydream about finding the people responsible and skinning them alive with a rusty file.

Not that I’m bitter or anything...

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#35
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Now that has to sting!

I still have the occasional daydream about finding the people responsible and skinning them alive with a rusty file.

Not that I’m bitter or anything...

Boru

Then you know what I mean when I say "Everybody I shot had only the one face."
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#36
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I still have the occasional daydream about finding the people responsible and skinning them alive with a rusty file.

Not that I’m bitter or anything...

Boru

Then you know what I mean when I say "Everybody I shot had only the one face."

No, sorry.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#37
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 1:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Then you know what I mean when I say "Everybody I shot had only the one face."

No, sorry.

Boru
They all looked like the Y-donor.

Insh'Allah! (Beirut goes BOOM!)

Bad link.
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#38
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
Oh shit!, The 37th Brian is at it again.
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#39
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, sorry.

Boru
They all looked like the Y-donor.

Insh'Allah! (Beirut goes BOOM!)

Bad link.

Ok.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#40
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
Major explosion on Beirut waterfront. Lost the original link, nothing else showed the shockwave so nicely.
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