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Let them eat spam!
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RE: Let them eat spam!
(September 10, 2020 at 6:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Who doesn't like slimy meat-ish stuff?

It’s the convenience I like. Where else can you get the four basic food groups (starch, salt, sugar, gelatin) in one easy-to-open tin?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#12
RE: Let them eat spam!
(September 10, 2020 at 6:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 6:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Who doesn't like slimy meat-ish stuff?

It’s the convenience I like. Where else can you get the four basic food groups (starch, salt, sugar, gelatin) in one easy-to-open tin?

Boru

Pickled pigs feet comes to mind readily.
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#13
RE: Let them eat spam!
(September 10, 2020 at 7:27 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 6:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It’s the convenience I like. Where else can you get the four basic food groups (starch, salt, sugar, gelatin) in one easy-to-open tin?

Boru

Pickled pigs  feet comes to  mind readily.

Crubeens. Yum.

Don’t generally come in a tin, though.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#14
RE: Let them eat spam!
A jar is the very essence of an easy to open tin.
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#15
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Chicken fried spam with peppered spam gravy. Oh Mommy.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#16
RE: Let them eat spam!
I'm reminded of the last time I consumed SPAM. It was on a Boy Scout camp out in the late '90s, and some of the boys worshiped that...shtuff. I was reading off the ingredients aloud, and when I got to "mechanically separated chicken"  one of the parents left with her son to go get McDonald's for breakfast.  
  • Spam Lite – "33% fewer calories, 25% less sodium, and 50% less fat" – made from pork with ham, and mechanically separated chicken Hilarious
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#17
RE: Let them eat spam!
(September 10, 2020 at 9:36 am)Fireball Wrote: I'm reminded of the last time I consumed SPAM. It was on a Boy Scout camp out in the late '90s, and some of the boys worshiped that...shtuff. I was reading off the ingredients aloud, and when I got to "mechanically separated chicken"  one of the parents left with her son to go get McDonald's for breakfast.  
  • Spam Lite – "33% fewer calories, 25% less sodium, and 50% less fat" – made from pork with ham, and mechanically separated chicken Hilarious

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#18
RE: Let them eat spam!
(September 10, 2020 at 9:36 am)Fireball Wrote: I'm reminded of the last time I consumed SPAM. It was on a Boy Scout camp out in the late '90s, and some of the boys worshiped that...shtuff. I was reading off the ingredients aloud, and when I got to "mechanically separated chicken"  one of the parents left with her son to go get McDonald's for breakfast.  
  • Spam Lite – "33% fewer calories, 25% less sodium, and 50% less fat" – made from pork with ham, and mechanically separated chicken Hilarious

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#19
RE: Let them eat spam!
(September 10, 2020 at 9:36 am)Fireball Wrote: I'm reminded of the last time I consumed SPAM. It was on a Boy Scout camp out in the late '90s, and some of the boys worshiped that...shtuff. I was reading off the ingredients aloud, and when I got to "mechanically separated chicken"  one of the parents left with her son to go get McDonald's for breakfast.  
  • Spam Lite – "33% fewer calories, 25% less sodium, and 50% less fat" – made from pork with ham, and mechanically separated chicken Hilarious

Anyone who would voluntarily consume SPAM LITE is missing the point of SPAM.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
RE: Let them eat spam!
(September 10, 2020 at 11:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 9:36 am)Fireball Wrote: I'm reminded of the last time I consumed SPAM. It was on a Boy Scout camp out in the late '90s, and some of the boys worshiped that...shtuff. I was reading off the ingredients aloud, and when I got to "mechanically separated chicken"  one of the parents left with her son to go get McDonald's for breakfast.  
  • Spam Lite – "33% fewer calories, 25% less sodium, and 50% less fat" – made from pork with ham, and mechanically separated chicken Hilarious

Anyone who would voluntarily consume SPAM LITE is missing the point of SPAM.

Boru

Corpulence?
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