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2375 Days and Counting
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2375 Days and Counting
2375 days since that fun loving homophobe Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps kicked the bucket.

This should be a reminder to all - regardless of how bad things get these days - of civil strife, political huckstering and disease pandemic - it could be worse.

That miserable prick Fred could still be alive...
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
More distractions? It would be infinitely Better For Fred Phelps to still be alive, if thereby the Donald would have expired.
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
(September 13, 2020 at 9:46 am)onlinebiker Wrote: 2375 days since that fun loving homophobe Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps kicked the bucket.

This should be a reminder to all - regardless of how bad things get these days - of civil strife, political huckstering and disease pandemic - it could be worse.

That miserable prick Fred could still be alive...

He’ll never be dead long enough.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
(September 13, 2020 at 2:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 13, 2020 at 9:46 am)onlinebiker Wrote: 2375 days since that fun loving homophobe Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps kicked the bucket.

This should be a reminder to all - regardless of how bad things get these days - of civil strife, political huckstering and disease pandemic - it could be worse.

That miserable prick Fred could still be alive...

He’ll never be dead long enough.

Boru

Introducing Fred to many "pro life" types could have changed their ideas about very late term abortion....

Like to age 70...
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
(September 13, 2020 at 3:09 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 13, 2020 at 2:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: He’ll never be dead long enough.

Boru

Introducing Fred to many "pro life" types could have changed their ideas about very late term abortion....

Like to age 70...

I’m ok with abortion in the 280th trimester.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
(September 13, 2020 at 3:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 13, 2020 at 3:09 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Introducing Fred to many "pro life" types could have changed their ideas about very late term abortion....

Like to age 70...

I’m ok with abortion in the 280th trimester.

Boru

It should be as passionless as gigging a frog for dissection. A keen blade between C3 and C4 in the neck, and it's done.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
(September 13, 2020 at 8:00 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(September 13, 2020 at 3:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m ok with abortion in the 280th trimester.

Boru

It should be as passionless as gigging a frog for dissection. A keen blade between C3 and C4 in the neck, and it's done.

But that's too quick.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
(September 13, 2020 at 8:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 13, 2020 at 8:00 pm)Fireball Wrote: It should be as passionless as gigging a frog for dissection. A keen blade between C3 and C4 in the neck, and it's done.

But that's too quick.

I'd much rather have seen him die of a septic bowel. Much more fitting.
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
(September 13, 2020 at 8:36 pm)polymath257 Wrote:
(September 13, 2020 at 8:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But that's too quick.

I'd much rather have seen him die of a septic bowel. Much more fitting.

we do have to give thanks to the Persians for devising the means to enable a person as abnoxious as phelps to be eaten alive by the insects that came to feast on his excrements.
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RE: 2375 Days and Counting
My theory of why Fred Phelps was such a miserable fuck -

The Mongolian dwarf he hooked up with in that Hoboken NJ rest area in 1979 gave Fred a mutant strain of anal herpes that destroyed his rectum so badly that it forced his shit to back up and come out all other bodily orfices.....

I mean seriously - did you ever see the look on his face? I dunno what else could explain it....

It's a working theory..
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