The catholic church thought police

[Zen Badger]

Taken from Pharalynga

http://ronconte.wordpress.com/2011/02/20...-foreplay/

Whatever you do catholics, don't enjoy sex.(even in marriage)

Unless you're a priest with a roomful of choirboys, then it's ok.

[Autumnlicious]

[OnlyNatural]

So manual, oral, and anal foreplay is 'unnatural,' 'intrinsically evil' and 'gravely immoral?'

I can't even imagine having sex without at least some manual fondling beforehand.

Fucking Catholics, they always have to complicate things in the worst possible way, with an extra large helping of GUILT to go with it.

[Thor]

Why the hell does anyone let a group of (supposedly) celibate old men dictate what you do with a partner in your bedroom?

Tell these assholes to all go fuck each other. Maybe then they'll leave your kids alone.

[Captain Scarlet]

So manual, oral, and anal foreplay is 'unnatural,' 'intrinsically evil' and 'gravely immoral?'

I can't even imagine having sex without at least some manual fondling beforehand.

Fucking Catholics, they always have to complicate things in the worst possible way, with an extra large helping of GUILT to go with it.

Apart from the obvious question "what the fuck do they know", I was struck by the words "intrinsically evil". Surely catholics do not beleive this, as they believe their morality comes from a god, who either commands it or radiates it out somehow just by his very nature (whatever that means). In either case an act is only good/evil if a god is present. Something being intrinsically evil would imply that it is evil no matter what and even without a god.

[Minimalist]

"what the fuck do they know",

Recent revelations show that these perverts know quite a bit about oral and anal. What is astounding is that with savaged assholes of altar boys everywhere one looks that this idiot would DARE write such utter fucking drivel.

Talk about being pulled over by the weight of your own balls!

[Faith No More]

What do you expect from people who think sex is only for reproduction?

[corndog36]

You have to keep in mind they came up with all these sexual 'sins' before the age of internet porn. Now we know the purpose of that screen in the confessional booth.

[KichigaiNeko]

The Nine Satanic Statements



from The Satanic Bible, ©1969

by Anton Szandor LaVey


1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

[The Diplomat]

I thought there would be more theists on here, to be honest. Why bother have a forum with a whole bunch of atheists agreeing on everything? Anyway, I'm Catholic, which seems to be controversial in itself.

Let me say, nobody believes this crap in the Catholic church. If there's one thing that's true about Catholicism, its that it is am enormous organization; protestant religions individually are not nearly as large as Catholicism. That's not bragging, it's factual, and I don't even consider it to be a good thing; there are so many oddballs giving the whole church a bad rep. While you're at it, look up "catholic" in a dictionary.

This is relevant to the article, however. Everyone thinks every catholic priest is a pedophile, homosexual rapist that preys on little children... It's pathetic, to be honest. So many people are determined to hate catholicism. The truth is that a percent of a population represents a larger portion when the population is larger; the bigger the church, the more corrupt people you will get. It's math (like I say, I think logically). The ratio is almost no different than other churches, or populations in general, actually. And yet we get people claiming that THIS article, THIS particular one is a manifestation of the whole church's beliefs. Not even the pope can be cited as the whole church's beliefs.