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Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars

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Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 9:28 am
Call me an old fart, but the franchise was ruined for me after the 3rd original.
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 12:17 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2020 at 12:24 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Anakin skywalker’s pod racer’s steering jams, Anakim and the racer screeches towards a cliff, seconds later, a  puff of miticlorians at the base of the cliff.

One could always dream.....  This would have saved the galaxy far far away from so much of the subsequent horrors of a inexplicably popular movie franchise descending into the shitter.
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 12:33 pm
Shaved Wookiee sex scenes.

Not all over, just the nasty bits.
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 1:00 pm
(October 27, 2020 at 12:33 pm)brewer Wrote: Shaved Wookiee sex scenes.

Not all over, just the nasty bits.

Like backcountry Canadian girls eh?

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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 1:07 pm
(October 27, 2020 at 1:00 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(October 27, 2020 at 12:33 pm)brewer Wrote: Shaved Wookiee sex scenes.

Not all over, just the nasty bits.

Like backcountry Canadian girls eh?

Wink

I may have been channeling Vorlon. He liked bears.
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 1:13 pm
(October 27, 2020 at 6:12 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Nudity.


Especially on hot looking alien women..


Admit it - you want to see what kind of weird junk they have....

You got twi-lek tit in ROTJ.

What else do you want?
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 1:15 pm
Anybody who thinks "Stars Wars" is INEXPLICABLY popular has never seen "The Last Star Fighter". Fucking death blossom.
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 1:50 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2020 at 1:51 pm by Peebothuhlu.)
At work.

(October 27, 2020 at 1:15 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Anybody who thinks "Stars Wars" is INEXPLICABLY popular has never seen "The Last Star Fighter". Fucking death blossom.

"Engines off line! Main systems are down! Controls not responding! We're caught in the moon's gravity well! What do we do?!"

*Stoic glare* "We die."

Damn fine show. the sequel/restart seems to be going ahead as well. *Squeees of excitement INTENSIFY Big Grin
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 1:58 pm
Sean Connery. I don't think I could stop giggling if Sean Connery was cast as a Star Wars hero.
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RE: Things I'd have liked to see in Star Wars
October 27, 2020 at 2:53 pm
(October 27, 2020 at 1:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 27, 2020 at 6:12 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Nudity.


Especially on hot looking alien women..


Admit it - you want to see what kind of weird junk they have....

You got twi-lek tit in ROTJ.

What else do you want?

Plutonian poontang....


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