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Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?

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Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
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Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 5, 2020 at 7:03 am
Or an information booth?

And you think we have answers?


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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 5, 2020 at 10:28 am (This post was last modified: December 5, 2020 at 11:09 am by brewer.)
I'm more of a Shamwow guy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 5, 2020 at 10:38 am
Ooh! Ooh! I'm in for Enzyte! Big Grin
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 5, 2020 at 1:25 pm
Only place I shop for Tramadol.
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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 5, 2020 at 4:35 pm
She got her answer-


Zark off!



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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 6, 2020 at 9:12 am
I know better than to answer this, so, I'll just clam up.

If you want to muscle through though, remember this pearl of wisdom:
Give of yourself, shellfishness leads only into crabby conduct.
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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 6, 2020 at 9:21 am
I don't know. Do you look anything like him:

[Image: 102.png]
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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 7, 2020 at 7:52 am
(December 6, 2020 at 9:21 am)Eleven Wrote: I don't know. Do you look anything like him:

[Image: 102.png]

I don't look like him and, before today, I never heard of him.  Read
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: Do we look like the Shell Answer Man?
December 7, 2020 at 4:52 pm
(December 5, 2020 at 7:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Or an information booth?

And you think we have answers?


Bwaaahahahah



Hilarious

I have all the answers.

They might not be the right answers, however.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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