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The hard questions.

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The hard questions.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 12:33 am
If you could live forever would you make plans for next Monday?
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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 12:36 am
Is it going to take forever to get to next Monday?

The way this last year has gone I can see it as a real possibility.
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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 12:37 am
Yes. Nothing wrong with Monday. It's a perfectly good day.
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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 12:58 am (This post was last modified: January 5, 2021 at 12:59 am by Peebothuhlu.)
At work.

My plans for 'Next Monday' are already booked out.

Same pretty much for my plans for 'Next decade'.

My plans for 'Next century', though? Yah, there's still some wiggle room in there for a change or two.

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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 1:35 am (This post was last modified: January 5, 2021 at 1:38 am by ignoramus.)
If you could live forever, you'll probably need to work forever to support yourself.
You'd need an infinite amount of food to create an infinite amount of shit. All of which our planet cannot sustain. And that's only one person...

Shall I go on ?

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(It fails for the same reasons gods with omni everything fail) ... sounds nice in theory but not physically possible. Not in out universe anyway ...
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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 2:34 am
(January 5, 2021 at 12:33 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: If you could live forever would you make plans for next Monday?

Most likely, yes. After Washington gets beat by Tampa, I'll need peanut butter whiskey to forget about losing.
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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 4:40 am (This post was last modified: January 5, 2021 at 4:42 am by RozzerusUnrelentus.)
(January 5, 2021 at 12:33 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: If you could live forever would you make plans for next Monday?

No point. Probably the Great Sky-omni will have your eternal future mapped out, whether you like it or not.

Monday will be worship day.
Tuesday will be worship day.
Wednesday will be...
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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 5:33 am
(January 5, 2021 at 12:33 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: If you could live forever would you make plans for next Monday?

Fuck next Monday! If I'm gonna live forever, I will wanna be like Dracula:



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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 8:06 am
The real question is when did I write the OP?
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RE: The hard questions.
January 5, 2021 at 10:35 am
(January 5, 2021 at 8:06 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The real question is when did I write the OP?

9 hours ago. You must have been drunk or something, if you don't remember...

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