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Assholes in the news
RE: Assholes in the news
(May 3, 2021 at 8:20 pm)Divinity Wrote: https://apnews.com/article/idaho-ade08d8...ff302c1bb4

Fuck these people with a rusty machete.  They truly deserve it.

It would please me immensely if a very, very precise tornado were to touch down in Idaho and wreak havoc on the lives and property of every individual who had even a small part in harassing that woman.   Diablo
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RE: Assholes in the news
(May 2, 2021 at 12:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 57% Of Austin, Texas Voters Are Assholes

In Austin, it is now a criminal offense to be homeless. If you are caught being homeless, you will be fined $500. If you are homeless and resort to panhandling to try to pay your fine, you will be fined an additional $500.  Since the law makes it impossible for you to pay either fine, you could be jailed at taxpayer expense. It costs about $60/day to house and feed an inmate in Austin. It costs taxpayers about $15/day to house and feed a person at a homeless shelter.

People didn’t think this through.

Boru

In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Assholes in the news
Maybe the next step is to swab the ballots for Hugo Chavez' DNA.

Arizona Ballot Re-Counter Checking For Bamboo Fibres

Assholes.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Assholes in the news
(May 6, 2021 at 4:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Maybe the next step is to swab the ballots for Hugo Chavez' DNA.

Arizona Ballot Re-Counter Checking For Bamboo Fibres

Assholes.

Boru
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Meet the head of the investigation Hehe
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Assholes in the news
Really?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Assholes in the news
(May 6, 2021 at 4:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Maybe the next step is to swab the ballots for Hugo Chavez' DNA.

Arizona Ballot Re-Counter Checking For Bamboo Fibres

Assholes.

Boru

I'm watching this over here in 'murrica, and I'd bet money that these pig-stickers are going to try and cook the books. They are resisting oversight by third parties.

(May 6, 2021 at 6:52 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Really?

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Help me out here. Where is the assholery evident?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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