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Poem "Squatter45" By Brian37
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Poem "Squatter45" By Brian37
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 Squatter45, by Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB and @brianrrs37 on twitter)
 
I didn't want this job
I only wanted to play golf
But that black guy in the White House
I wanted to show who's boss
 
But now that I am gone
With my tail between my legs
I have scorched earth mentality
I will destroy everything
 
I have no empathy
Of those whom supported me
Of those who stormed the Capital
I did not pardon thee
 
And even of my VP
Pence did his job
But because I only care about myself
I made him a target of my mob
 
A lady owns a bar
That allows firearms
She walks through the halls of congress
Intimidating everyone
 
Then there is Boebert
Stalking David Hogg
How is it his he the bully
For not wanting to get shot?
 
Squatter45
Had a lot of help
Even before he ran
Fox was selling swill
 
And now Liz and Mitt
Are considered traitors
Because they realized
Some things are not worth it.
 
Is there any spine
Any lick at all
In the GOP
Or will they let our Republic fall?
 
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RE: Poem "Squater45" By Brian37
Bwaaahahaha

Hilarious

You would think a "wordsmith" would know how to spell.....


It'd be like a machinist asking to borrow a ball penis hammer......


"Squater" indeed...
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RE: Poem "Squater45" By Brian37
(January 30, 2021 at 1:12 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Bwaaahahaha

Hilarious

You would think a "wordsmith" would know how to spell.....


It'd be like a machinist asking to borrow a ball penis hammer......


"Squater" indeed...

Yea, shoot me. 

I suck at spelling, never claimed I was good at it. Sometimes I miss things moron. But just so you know, I caught far more words I got wrong before I posted this than the one you caught.

I don't have a paid staff. I missed one , so tie me to a stake and accuse me of murdering Natives and Jews and Muslims and Christians.

Hey dippy, you are NOT wrong, but the message is far more important than my flaws, DUMBASS.

Corrected now.
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RE: Poem "Squater45" By Brian37
You could have used far less to get more.


Like -

Violets are blue and
Roses are red.
Brian hates Trump,
He wishes him dead.


...
Clean, classic, to the point.

And spelled correctly.
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RE: Poem "Squater45" By Brian37
But Trump wasn’t a ‘squatter’ at the White House. Like it or not, he was lawfully elected and had every legal right to be there.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Poem "Squater45" By Brian37
(January 30, 2021 at 1:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But Trump wasn’t a ‘squatter’ at the White House. Like it or not, he was lawfully elected and had every legal right to be there.

Boru

I am not disputing his certified win. I am only saying once he got in he was useless. He did very little work, and most of the time he spent is time bitching and golfing.
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RE: Poem "Squater45" By Brian37
(January 30, 2021 at 2:15 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 30, 2021 at 1:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But Trump wasn’t a ‘squatter’ at the White House. Like it or not, he was lawfully elected and had every legal right to be there.

Boru

I am not disputing his certified win. I am only saying once he got in he was useless. He did very little work, and most of the time he spent is time bitching and golfing.

Being useless, being a bad president, being a horrible human being doesn’t make him a squatter.

Quote:squatter (n): a person who unlawfully inhabits an uninhabited building or unused land.


Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Poem "Squater45" By Brian37
(January 30, 2021 at 1:19 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 30, 2021 at 1:12 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Bwaaahahaha

Hilarious

You would think a "wordsmith" would know how to spell.....


It'd be like a machinist asking to borrow a ball penis hammer......


"Squater" indeed...

Yea, shoot me. 

I suck at spelling, never claimed I was good at it. Sometimes I miss things moron. But just so you know, I caught far more words I got wrong before I posted this than the one you caught.

I don't have a paid staff. I missed one , so tie me to a stake and accuse me of murdering Natives and Jews and Muslims and Christians.

Hey dippy, you are NOT wrong, but the message is far more important than my flaws, DUMBASS.

Corrected now.

Nope - thread title still says squater.

If you are going to try to write poetry the the very least you should attempt to spell the title correctly.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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