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Gorrilla Glue Girl
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Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 1:08 pm
https://www.wdsu.com/article/louisiana-w...y/35469990

Dumbass intentionally  uses spray adhesive instead of hair spray.


We are fucked as a species.
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 1:26 pm
You're pretty much good to go if you survive the first twenty years of your life.
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 1:29 pm
Didn't punkers glue their hair in the eighties?
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 1:32 pm
(February 10, 2021 at 1:29 pm)brewer Wrote: Didn't punkers glue their hair in the eighties?

I know a few who still do. What hair they have left anyway.
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 1:39 pm
(February 10, 2021 at 1:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: https://www.wdsu.com/article/louisiana-w...y/35469990

Dumbass intentionally  uses spray adhesive instead of hair spray.


We are fucked as a species.

Welp, that'll be a new warning on the can.

So many product warnings come from dumbassery.

I have never been tempted to blow dry my hair while sleeping or while in the bath...but apparently someone did.
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 1:53 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2021 at 1:57 pm by onlinebiker.)
(February 10, 2021 at 1:29 pm)brewer Wrote: Didn't punkers glue their hair in the eighties?

Nope.

We used lacquer....

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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 2:00 pm
In the late 80s and early 90s, my oldest daughter and her friends were responsible for the hole in the ozone layer. The amount of Aquanet they went through was insane!
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 2:13 pm
(February 10, 2021 at 1:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You're pretty much good to go if you survive the first twenty years of your life.

Said the sympathetic guy who took pity on a guy who was afraid of getting home after escaping a hurricane.
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 3:00 pm
(February 10, 2021 at 2:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 10, 2021 at 1:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You're pretty much good to go if you survive the first twenty years of your life.

Said the sympathetic guy who took pity on a guy who was afraid of getting home after escaping a hurricane.

But the youtube went viral and I have sponsors now! [Eyes the coming hurricane season with utter avarice.]
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RE: Gorrilla Glue Girl
February 10, 2021 at 3:05 pm
At this rate, we can’t be far from warning labels without any product attached.

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