(February 13, 2021 at 4:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: "If your box of chocolates tastes like bitter almonds, it is an acquired taste."suite
"I bought you a vacuum cleaner."
"I booked us a table at Hardees".
"I got us a Valentine's suit at the hotel, it has a coin operated vibrating bed."
"You're complaining that I got the flowers out of your own garden?"
"You misunderstood me. I didn't say you looked like the Mona Lisa, I said you moan like my co worker Lisa."
"Don't feel bad that your pills are smaller than the Higgs Boson particle, I am always glad when football season comes around."
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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
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I don’t see a coin slot, though. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 13, 2021 at 5:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would. No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no. But, I will say, outside that getup he is wearing in that picture, he is better looking than I was at that age. (February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(February 13, 2021 at 5:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would. Anyone who would wear an outfit like you just described, would wear the one in the picture. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 13, 2021 at 6:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no. No. I'd have to be offered a part in Young Frankenstein.
Whut?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What the actual fuck? If a guy showed up to a date wearing that I'd stab him. Multiple times. Just to ensure that my opinion was clear. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (February 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yea, which was my point. |
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