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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 4:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: "If your box of chocolates tastes like bitter almonds, it is an acquired taste."

"I bought you a vacuum cleaner."

"I booked us a table at Hardees".

"I got us a Valentine's suit at the hotel, it has a coin operated vibrating bed."

"You're complaining that I got the flowers out of your own garden?"

"You misunderstood me. I didn't say you looked like the Mona Lisa, I said you moan like my co worker Lisa."

"Don't feel bad that your pills are smaller than the Higgs Boson particle, I am always glad when football season comes around."
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#12
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
[Image: 778a38f981de0aaf506d05f42f7649f1.jpg]

I don’t see a coin slot, though.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#13
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 778a38f981de0aaf506d05f42f7649f1.jpg]

I don’t see a coin slot, though.

Boru

HA HA HA HA, Um yea, I am old and have no desire to date now. But when I was in my 20s, no, I would never show up to a date in that.
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#14
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 5:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would.

Boru

No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no.

But, I will say, outside that getup he is wearing in that picture, he is better looking than I was at that age.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 13, 2021 at 5:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would.

Boru

No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no.

But, I will say, outside that getup he is wearing in that picture, he is better looking than I was at that age.

Anyone who would wear an outfit like you just described, would wear the one in the picture.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 6:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no.

But, I will say, outside that getup he is wearing in that picture, he is better looking than I was at that age.

Anyone who would wear an outfit like you just described, would wear the one in the picture.

Boru

No. I'd have to be offered a part in Young Frankenstein.
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#18
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
Whut?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#19
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 778a38f981de0aaf506d05f42f7649f1.jpg]

I don’t see a coin slot, though.

Boru

What the actual fuck?

If a guy showed up to a date wearing that I'd stab him.

Multiple times.

Just to ensure that my opinion was clear.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 778a38f981de0aaf506d05f42f7649f1.jpg]

I don’t see a coin slot, though.

Boru

What the actual fuck?

If a guy showed up to a date wearing that I'd stab him.

Multiple times.

Just to ensure that my opinion was clear.

Yea, which was my point.
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