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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 5:06 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 4:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: "If your box of chocolates tastes like bitter almonds, it is an acquired taste."
"I bought you a vacuum cleaner."
"I booked us a table at Hardees".
"I got us a Valentine's suit at the hotel, it has a coin operated vibrating bed."
"You're complaining that I got the flowers out of your own garden?"
"You misunderstood me. I didn't say you looked like the Mona Lisa, I said you moan like my co worker Lisa."
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm
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I don’t see a coin slot, though.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 5:24 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
I don’t see a coin slot, though.
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HA HA HA HA, Um yea, I am old and have no desire to date now. But when I was in my 20s, no, I would never show up to a date in that.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 5:52 pm
I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 5:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would.
Boru
No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no.
But, I will say, outside that getup he is wearing in that picture, he is better looking than I was at that age.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 6:33 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (February 13, 2021 at 5:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow, you would.
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No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no.
But, I will say, outside that getup he is wearing in that picture, he is better looking than I was at that age.
Anyone who would wear an outfit like you just described, would wear the one in the picture.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 6:35 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 6:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (February 13, 2021 at 6:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: No I would not. I actually hooked my x-wife in college( got her to date me) wearing a black leather tassel jacket with a "Pat Benatar" jean jacket with the sleeves cut off worn over the leather jacket. But no, that picture, just no.
But, I will say, outside that getup he is wearing in that picture, he is better looking than I was at that age.
Anyone who would wear an outfit like you just described, would wear the one in the picture.
Boru
No. I'd have to be offered a part in Young Frankenstein.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 6:50 pm
Whut?
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
I don’t see a coin slot, though.
Boru
What the actual fuck?
If a guy showed up to a date wearing that I'd stab him.
Multiple times.
Just to ensure that my opinion was clear.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
February 13, 2021 at 7:25 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (February 13, 2021 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
I don’t see a coin slot, though.
Boru
What the actual fuck?
If a guy showed up to a date wearing that I'd stab him.
Multiple times.
Just to ensure that my opinion was clear.
Yea, which was my point.
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