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Relationship Tips And Tricks
#21
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 5:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

That’s an easy one - the answer is always, ‘No’ without qualifiers.
But what if you’re a chubby chaser and she knows it?
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#22
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 6:13 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 5:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That’s an easy one - the answer is always, ‘No’ without qualifiers.
But what if you’re a chubby chaser and she knows it?

All of my pronouncements have exceptions. Except that one.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#23
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 5:57 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 5:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That’s an easy one - the answer is always, ‘No’ without qualifiers.

The tricky question is, ‘Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?’

Boru

Wait! Don't tell me. Was it the one I was with last night?

Good answer! I mean, it’s good if your objective was to have her twist your bollocks like a balloon animal.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#24
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 6:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 5:57 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Wait! Don't tell me. Was it the one I was with last night?

Good answer! I mean, it’s good if your objective was to have her twist your bollocks like a balloon animal.

Boru

She could try, I guess.
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#25
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
If it's considered "her" bathroom, always put the seat back down.
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#26
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
Even though your guy may love getting new tools (example the Dremel set I bought my husband some years ago for Christmas), your wife doesn't want a vacuum cleaner for her birthday.

One year I got tires...just the tires...they weren't mounted and I had to haul them to a shop to have them put on the rims and then onto my car. Nice gift-poor delivery. Husband, on the other hand, was thrilled with the hood I got him for his project car. A neighbor asked the next year if we were staying with the car parts theme.
  
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