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Relationship Tips And Tricks
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 1:25 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 1:17 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 1:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Not always...

I have known a couple of women who were " one and done"......

Never met one. I've known a few who begged for a few minutes to recover their breathing..

I knew one that would finish - and if you took too long to catch up - she would nod off and begin
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 2:46 pm
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 3:23 pm
Don't go in through the out door.

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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 3:35 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When your SO asks where you're taking them for dinner, don't tell them. Ask them to guess. Then take them to the first place they name. It saves you the trouble of both picking the restaurant and the risk of taking them someplace they won't like.

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I won't get in the car until she names the place. But that still does not guarantee where we eat, just eliminates the debate.

Damn womens prerogatives!
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 3:48 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 3:35 pm)brewer Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When your SO asks where you're taking them for dinner, don't tell them. Ask them to guess. Then take them to the first place they name. It saves you the trouble of both picking the restaurant and the risk of taking them someplace they won't like.

Any others?

Boru

I won't get in the car until she names the place. But that still does not guarantee where we eat, just eliminates the debate.

Damn womens prerogatives!

But that’s just it - she HAS named the place. 

‘So, where are we eating?’

‘Have a guess.’

‘Umm...Curry King?’

*you stare at her* ‘That’s uncanny!’ 

You’re a hero for ‘picking’ the restaurant she was thinking of.

Boru
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 4:29 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 3:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 3:35 pm)brewer Wrote: I won't get in the car until she names the place. But that still does not guarantee where we eat, just eliminates the debate.

Damn womens prerogatives!

But that’s just it - she HAS named the place. 

‘So, where are we eating?’

‘Have a guess.’

‘Umm...Curry King?’

*you stare at her* ‘That’s uncanny!’ 

You’re a hero for ‘picking’ the restaurant she was thinking of.

Boru

Then half way there, "Honey I changed my mind, lets go to La Casita Taqueria."

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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm
When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.
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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 5:05 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

Indeed

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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 5:31 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

That’s an easy one - the answer is always, ‘No’ without qualifiers.

The tricky question is, ‘Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?’

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RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
March 17, 2021 at 5:57 pm
(March 17, 2021 at 5:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

That’s an easy one - the answer is always, ‘No’ without qualifiers.

The tricky question is, ‘Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?’

Boru

Wait! Don't tell me. Was it the one I was with last night?
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