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Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
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Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gaypride.html

If god hated homosexuality, why did he create homosexuality?
I sometime don't really get what goes on in Camping's head...
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RE: Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
(March 10, 2011 at 1:26 am)Jax Wrote: http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gaypride.html

If god hated homosexuality, why did he create homosexuality?
I sometime don't really get what goes on in Camping's head...

Interpretation: The magical goblin agrees with my hatred of myself..er...gay people...and that the end of the world will come about because of the ghey butsecks opening a portal for the goblins to raid middle earth!!1!!11!111ELEVENTYONE@!

I can give other alternative interpretations for the bible if anyone is interested.
Devil<--butsecks goblin
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RE: Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
Now... ^ is an appropriate use for Goblins, and one which I don't so quickly discount Tongue

Gay pride is a sign of the end... of people constantly walking all over gay people. Ultimately, the pride of us happy people will blot out the negativity of you cynics.

BEWARE! The end is coming for you! ^_^
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
I wasn't aware people were walking all over gay people. I would think that would be quite difficult as walking on squishy things isn't easy. Hard to keep your balance.

I'd like to try it though.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
(March 10, 2011 at 9:17 am)Dotard Wrote: I wasn't aware people were walking all over gay people. I would think that would be quite difficult as walking on squishy things isn't easy. Hard to keep your balance.

I'd like to try it though.

I was using gay in my half-joking post to mean 'happy'. People walk all over happy people every day, and me being a cute little squirrel: I don't like it. It's enough to make me find a nut, bury a nut, dig it back up, bury it again, FORGET WHERE IT IS! Tiny Tiger

Stepping on people is fun, isn't it? ^_^ Nothing like moving stepping stones to keep an old man on his toes Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
"In Revelation 3:13 God informs us:” …If therefore, thou
shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and
thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon
thee.” "

"To watch means to search through the Bible to
learn from God when He is coming. This is the way we
have learned that He is coming on May 21, 2011"

So..."Thou shalt not watch" doesn't mean "you should not watch" ? So that means "thou shalt not kill" does not mean "you should not kill" ?


"Because the nature of mankind is to break every law of
God, God in His wonderful mercy has done several things to assist
mankind to be more obedient to these laws of God."

Ill amputate you guys of both your legs then kill you if you don't finish this marathon. But no worries, here's a clutch.

Stoopid christians are so, so very stupid......

But at least he'll be proven wrong in a few months, and then he'll change the date to fit his theory. Sad...
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RE: Gay pride is a sign of the end!?
(March 10, 2011 at 1:26 am)Jax Wrote: http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gaypride.html

If god hated homosexuality, why did he create homosexuality?
I sometime don't really get what goes on in Camping's head...

These are the same idiots that think the world is going to end this May. Best to point, laugh & ignore these imbeciles.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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