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Other burning bush
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RE: Other burning bush
May 12, 2021 at 4:15 pm
Mary was only a virgin because she was into being ANALyzed.
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RE: Other burning bush
May 12, 2021 at 7:26 pm
(May 12, 2021 at 4:15 pm)no one Wrote: Mary was only a virgin because she was into being ANALyzed.

Saving it for marriage. She'll be able to deep throat and shit a complete corn cob, though. Kernels on...of course.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Other burning bush
May 13, 2021 at 8:58 am
(May 12, 2021 at 7:26 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 12, 2021 at 4:15 pm)no one Wrote: Mary was only a virgin because she was into being ANALyzed.

Saving it for marriage. She'll be able to deep throat and shit a complete corn cob, though. Kernels on...of course.
In the service in the early 1980' s- we were on midwatch -and got talking about weird sex we had all ran into....

One of the guys mentioned a girl who I knew by name from radio school.... He was making out with her - and she said she was saving the nookie for marriage - but anal would be fine.....

I chuckled and asked if he was SURE she didn' t have a dick....

He laughed and said he had thought the same thing.... He told her - and she let him LOOK but don' t touch....

Apparently she had been asked that before.....

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Takes all kinds I guess....
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