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Chimp's religion?
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RE: Chimp's religion?
(May 26, 2021 at 7:25 am)Sal Wrote:
(May 25, 2021 at 11:17 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: What do you call it when chimps put rocks in a tree?

Religion.

What do you call it when they throw their own feces?

Fundamentalism.

You can't spell 'fundamentalism' without 'fun'.

Or ‘mental’.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Chimp's religion?
(May 26, 2021 at 7:30 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote:
(May 26, 2021 at 2:57 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: If I could talk to the apes, I would say: Don't bother evolving! You're wasting your fucking time.

Well, they are just as evolved as we are, and all it got them is a pile of rocks and a spot on the endangered species list.

That's true. Silly me thought for a second that every animal on the planet is at a different level on the scale to evolving into man! The Ultimate species! Hehe
Well, fuck you animal kingdom! We've got Netflix and Smartphones and $5 Domino pizzas (for a limited time)!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Chimp's religion?
Ninja'd. Sad
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