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Noteworthy News
RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

Did it have a ring attached?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 9:11 pm)brewer Wrote:
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

Did it have a ring attached?

A Prince Albert perhaps?
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

That's using his head! Leave it to the little guy.
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 9:52 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

That's using his head! Leave it to the little guy.

"Tiny"...
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Noteworthy News
Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend has been granted immunity from prosecution.

She's going to sing like an overzealous canary.

Matt is going down! Express elevator to to hell, no stops!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Noteworthy News
Hong Kong to kill 2,000 hamsters because of suspected animal-to-human coronavirus transmission.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Noteworthy News
Texas election officials have rejected hundreds of mail-in ballot applications, abiding by a new Republican-backed law just weeks before a March 1 primary kicks off this year's U.S. election cycle.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Noteworthy News
Just saw on Headline News on TV, so no link. But they are reporting that Kyle, the dumbfuck who murdered 2 and injured a third at the protest, is claiming to want his AR-15 back so he can destroy it. If that is true to me, that is an admission of guilt.
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 22, 2022 at 8:14 am)Brian37 Wrote: Just saw on Headline News on TV, so no link. But they are reporting that Kyle, the dumbfuck who murdered 2 and injured a third at the protest, is claiming to want his AR-15 back so he can destroy it. If that is true to me, that is an admission of guilt.

Nope, stupidity.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 22, 2022 at 8:16 am)brewer Wrote:
(January 22, 2022 at 8:14 am)Brian37 Wrote: Just saw on Headline News on TV, so no link. But they are reporting that Kyle, the dumbfuck who murdered 2 and injured a third at the protest, is claiming to want his AR-15 back so he can destroy it. If that is true to me, that is an admission of guilt.

Nope, stupidity.

The fucker wanted to play Dirty Harry and didn't understand firearms are not squirt guns.
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