(June 1, 2022 at 6:51 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Coffee Drinking Linked to Lower Risk of Dying, New Study Finds
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 I’m immortal!! Boru   
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Old people news.
A swallowable, vibrating capsule improved symptoms among patients with chronic idiopathic constipation in a phase 3 multicenter, randomized, controlled trial. The method represents a mechanical approach to the treatment of constipation. The swallowable pill acts by vibrating during passage through the gut, where it is thought to augment colonic biorhythm and peristalsis. Traditional treatments for constipation generally increase motility or secretion. "That's how we have been managing constipation since time immemorial. Now we have come up with this novel approach, where there's a pill that is designed to increase local oscillations, and probably induce local contractions of the colon to mimic what happens normally," said Satish Rao, MD, PhD, who presented the results of the trial at the annual Digestive Disease Week (DDW). No longer a need for gerbils.  ![[Image: southpark-lemmiwinks.gif]](https://c.tenor.com/pBg6ogJdQYAAAAAC/southpark-lemmiwinks.gif)
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 (June 2, 2022 at 8:02 pm)brewer Wrote: Old people news.You are truly twisted.
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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Distracted Driving
Quote:A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area," Boru
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 (June 4, 2022 at 3:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Distracted Driving Driving without due care and attention? not sure if he was cumming or going?
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Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!  (June 4, 2022 at 3:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Distracted Driving Could have been some serious deepthroat. How to turn a dick into a dildo. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (June 4, 2022 at 2:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(June 4, 2022 at 3:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Distracted Driving It could have been oral castration, you don't know their freak.
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