Having fun at other people's expense.

[onlinebiker]

Simply responding to ur SO’s departing “I love you” with “ok, bye” is usually enough to fan the coals around here. I’ve unscrewed shampoo bottle tops and added fart spray to masks. That spark ur imagination?

My SO has a good sense of humor and likes Star Wars...

So when she says "Love you", I say "I know" and get a chuckle.....

[no one]

When the scam artists call, depending on my mood, I'll answer with:

It's done. But there's a lot of blood. This will be our last communication.
You sound pretty, can I wear your skin.
Welcome to hell, satan speaking, want to sell your soul?

If it's a resort with everything included, I ask if the hookers and blow are included.

If it's someone with a deep Indian accent, I ask if they want to charm my snake?

[no one]

This just happened;

Spam caller:
Blah, blah, blah, you have won......

Me:
Want to play NASA? That's where I send a rocket to Uranus.

[AkiraTheViking]

^ Since you're into Crank Calls, Might I suggest you go after Turmpster Bob?, Everybody calls his number and trolls him. Dude's a hardcore trump/right wing supporter that has allot repressed gay thoughts.



This video is where you can tell he gay but repressing it so hard:

[no one]

I don't crank call, I just fuck with the spammers.

[Kitan Etos]

Aren't we supposed to have fun on the internet?

[Fireball]

The internet is for porn. 

[no one]

[Angrboda]

When telemarketers call, I let them finish, and then reply, "What?" Let them finish again and repeat. I like to see how long they'll keep going before hanging up.

[Fireball]

When telemarketers call, I let them finish, and then reply, "What?"  Let them finish again and repeat.  I like to see how long they'll keep going before hanging up.

You using the less capable ear on them?