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Non-Alcoholic Beer
#41
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
(June 11, 2021 at 10:00 pm)Foxaire Wrote:
(June 11, 2021 at 9:57 pm)Helios Wrote: I'm sorry but I consider drinking at work to be unprofessional.

Even when you're a bartender?

Fastest way to lose your liquor license around here.
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#42
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
One beer and you are an unmotivated, unpatriotic, slacker piece of shit who deserves to die...


Remember that boys and girls....



You heard it first here - from the phoney fucks who think "everyone is worthwhile" -

Until of course they express a different opinion.....



Sayonara motherfuckers...
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#43
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
(June 11, 2021 at 10:00 pm)Foxaire Wrote:
(June 11, 2021 at 9:57 pm)Helios Wrote: I'm sorry but I consider drinking at work to be unprofessional.

Even when you're a bartender?
I worked as a bartender at several establishments in three different states.  Drinking while bartending is illegal in each of those states.  Not sure how many states have that law.  If people asked to buy me a drink I had to tell them that I couldn't have one while working.
  
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#44
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
Maybe it only happens in gay bars, yet I find that difficult to believe. Twenty years ago, when I was a bar hopping youngster, the bartenders always did shots with us.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#45
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
I've got some O'Doul's in the fridge.
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#46
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
(June 12, 2021 at 9:18 pm)Foxaire Wrote: I've got some O'Doul's in the fridge.
Insert obligatory 'better let him out' joke here.
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#47
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
The O'Doul's tastes good.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#48
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
(June 11, 2021 at 9:08 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(June 11, 2021 at 9:00 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Military duty?  Sorry, not true.

Why not military duty? I bet military duty is just as lame, tedious, and senseless as serving capitalists. At least some of the time. 

Would the most responsible person ever drink a beer during their watch? Maybe not. But would a devoted and studious person (who takes their responsibilities seriously) ever have a beer during their watch? I think the answer is: sometimes.

When there are standing orders against it, it is the very definition of 'dereliction of duty'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#49
RE: Non-Alcoholic Beer
(June 12, 2021 at 9:30 pm)brewer Wrote:
(June 12, 2021 at 9:18 pm)Foxaire Wrote: I've got some O'Doul's in the fridge.
Insert obligatory 'better let him out' joke here.
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'Lefty O'Doul' might be the greatest name for a ballplayer in the history of baseball.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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