Hey everyone...

[Frank Apisa]

...I just got my third warnng...in a note from the staff offering their warm regards.

Here is the response I gave 'em. Thought I would share it with you:

C'mon, guys.

A third warning...for posting a laugh gif twice???

What the hell is going on with you people?

Listen...I checked out this site several times before coming here...and quite honestly, I found it almost morbidly boring. There were almost no honest discussions; no tit for tat; no give and take; no in-your-face...just boring nonsense. 

I honestly did not want to come to it, but I had a few questions for atheists that I wanted answered...and decided to make a quick in & out. I would get what I needed (actually got it) and then make an exit.

But I got to enjoy the turmoil that arose almost immediately so much, I did not want to leave. One monitor actually said she had wanted to ban me a long time ago...when I had been here for only four days.

It was fun; it was exciting; it was a ball. People jumped all over the place to take me on. I loved it. And the forum thrived. There was more action during the week and a half I've been here than in the two months I spent scoping the place out. MUCH MORE.

Okay...and now, because I am telling the atheists here that they are full of shit...the two Bobbsey Twins have made it their mission in life to chuck my ass out. Back to dull and dreary...and lots of self-congratulations for resisting those dumb theists.

You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves...but you would have to increase the forum combined intelligence in order to pull that off. That probably is why you guys want agnostics to count as atheists. It might even be why you want infants and toddlers to count as atheists also.

Anyway, I'm having a ball here. Gonna miss it when I get the bounce. But...that is the way the cookie crumbles in these atheist farces.

My warmest regards in return for your warmest regards. That is sincere and without qualification.

Your good friend,

Frank Apisa
NOT an atheist

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

[zwanzig]

Well, at least they have it in writing that you're here to troll.

Just like the label atheist, you might not use the label but you describe it to a tee.

[Frank Apisa]

Well, at least they have it in writing that you're here to troll.

Just like the label atheist, you might not use the label but you describe it to a tee.

I am not a troll...and sure as hell am not an atheist.

But I appreciate you reading the post.

[vulcanlogician]

As per the forum rules, we can't have a debate here. Why don't you make a [serious] thread or something, Frank.

I don't think you're the "life essence of the forum" or anything. We're fine without you. Superfine.

But, if you aren't actually a troll, I'd rather you didn't leave or get banned. Just chill out, and try to get on the right foot. If you're genuinely not a troll, you'll be okay.

[Frank Apisa]

As per the forum rules, we can't have a debate here. Why don't you make a [serious] thread or something, Frank.

I don't think you're the "life essence of the forum" or anything. We're fine without you. Superfine.

But, if you aren't actually a troll, I'd rather you didn't leave or get banned. Just chill out, and try to get on the right foot. If you're genuinely not a troll, you'll be okay.

I most assuredly am NOT a troll.

But I also am not the kind to be bullied into keeping my mouth shut.

I certainly am not the "life essence of the forum"...but I sure as hell have made it a more interesting place to play the last few days.

I have no doubt the powers that be will shit-can me. 

Okay with me. I'm having a ball...but I always have fun. I'm a very lucky guy. So if I get the heave-ho...it will be off to bigger and better things.

I'll miss you guys.

[HappySkeptic]

Hi Frank,

If "I'm agnostic" is the only think you want to discuss, perhaps this isn't the place for you. If you have other things you want to discuss, then please stick around. I've enjoyed some of your posts -- I just wish we could've gotten farther with communicating. We seem to be talking past each other.

[Frank Apisa]

Hi Frank,

If "I'm agnostic" is the only think you want to discuss, perhaps this isn't the place for you.  If you have other things you want to discuss, then please stick around.  I've enjoyed some of your posts -- I just wish we could've gotten farther with communicating.  We seem to be talking past each other.

Hey Happy,

I have been posting on other subjects. In most forums, I seldom even mention the agnostic take.

And I have started threads on several different subjects including pizza, famous statues, TV shows, heights. 

I'm here to stay and participate in all areas. But I am going to respond to people giving me crap in atheist/agnostic threads.

We'll talk more...if I do not get bounced.

[brewer]

Going to the effort to repeat a post to the mods so that we all can see.  

Narcissist much?

[Frank Apisa]

Going to the effort to repeat a post to the mods so that we all can see.  

Narcissist much?

You consider that being narcissistic?

On what basis?