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Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
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Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 5, 2021 at 7:11 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 5, 2021 at 8:58 pm
Tequila and gunpowder don' t mix well.......
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 5, 2021 at 9:06 pm
They mix fine.
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 5, 2021 at 9:07 pm
All I have heard about around here is all the missing dogs and cats. Fireworks scare the bejebus out of them and they run. People all over town are either looking for their animals or trying to find the owners of animals that showed up scared to death.
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 5, 2021 at 9:20 pm
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 5, 2021 at 9:28 pm
We were playing with bottle rockets as a kid. One of my friends aimed one at me on the other side of a tennis court. It bounced off the pavement and hit me in the nose.

Ah. Good times.
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 6, 2021 at 12:49 am
Mortars and shells only belong in their approved launch tubes unless u want a real eye level light show...
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 6, 2021 at 8:22 am
When I was a kid we had dynamite.


Real. Fucking. Dynamite.


Not some pussy M fucking 80' s.

Dynamite. Fuse. Blasting caps.


And everyone in the family still has 10 fingers, 10 toes and 2 eyes.

You just have to be smarter than an inanimate object.
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 6, 2021 at 8:56 am (This post was last modified: July 6, 2021 at 9:01 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Local incidents from the 4th weekend.
July 6, 2021 at 9:24 am
Why correct him when he' s right?


Huh
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