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Global Prayer To End Atheism
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 7:26 am
It should tell you something when your "god's"  existance is dependant on how many likes he recieves on Facebook.
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 9:24 am
The thing about pedophiles in schools vs. pedophiles in the Catholic Church is probably accurate...but the schools don't claim their teachers are chosen by the anointed of God and speak for God. It's basically claimsing that we shouldn't expect the RCC to be any better than a secular institution at screening out pedophiles. But shouldn't we, if Cahtholicism is true?
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 9:47 am
Tp quote the Nudger, "It's not a bug, it's a feature!", of the RCC.
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 10:38 am
Atheists are like the cockblocker on a date. Perfect Gods kingdom on earth seems so close, yet damn atheists claim they don't want to embrace Gods will.
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 11:20 am
(August 4, 2021 at 9:24 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: The thing about pedophiles in schools vs. pedophiles in the Catholic Church is probably accurate...but the schools don't claim their teachers are chosen by the anointed of God and speak for God. It's basically claimsing that we shouldn't expect the RCC to be any better than a secular institution at screening out pedophiles. But shouldn't we, if Cahtholicism is true?

Additionally, I don't think any school systems have a history of hiding and protecting the offenders.
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 7:23 pm (This post was last modified: August 4, 2021 at 7:26 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
(August 3, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Foxaire Wrote: An actual event on Facebook.
Quote:THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 2021 AT 2 PM EDT
Global prayer to end atheism
Online Event

1.6k people responded
653 going
923 interested

Hilarious
As of now
1.6k going
2k. interested

Still, that's pitiful  Hehe
(August 4, 2021 at 7:26 am)brewer Wrote: I was touched by a pre-event test prayer. IT BURNS!

Wait, just the stove.
Yeah, what are they expecting that atheists will just disintegrate because they talked to the air.
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 7:44 pm (This post was last modified: August 4, 2021 at 7:49 pm by DocIllinois.)
If this prayer is the intercessory kind and atheists are the targets, I shall await the celestial evacuation of my god stance.

Should I end up a few pounds lighter, this will be patented as a weight loss method.
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 8:28 pm
(August 4, 2021 at 7:44 pm)DocIllinois Wrote: If this prayer is the intercessory kind and atheists are the targets, I shall await the celestial evacuation of my god stance.

Should I end up a few pounds lighter, this will be patented as a weight loss method.

If it works what would be the point of a patent, no more atheists = no potential clients.
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RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 8:53 pm (This post was last modified: August 4, 2021 at 8:53 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
I'll miss you guys. Being the generous person I am, I will oversee all of your bank accounts.
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#20
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
August 4, 2021 at 9:09 pm
I'm going to make a pre-emptive strike and renew my commitment to Hinduism.
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