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Global Prayer To End Atheism
#31
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
I'm glad it didn't work - this site would have hereafter been populated exclusively with believers.

"FairyTaleForums.org" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, in my view.
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#32
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 13, 2021 at 6:38 pm)DocIllinois Wrote: I'm glad it didn't work - this site would have hereafter been populated exclusively with believers.

"FairyTaleForums.org" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, in my view.

If those are adult-oriented fairy tales, with hot graphics, I'm in FSM Grin
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#33
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 3, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Foxaire Wrote: An actual event on Facebook.
Quote:THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 2021 AT 2 PM EDT
Global prayer to end atheism
Online Event

1.6k people responded
653 going
923 interested

Hilarious

I knew that I felt a disturbance in The Force, but, I just could not put my finger on it.
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#34
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
I did get down on my knees today, but that was to pick beans.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#35
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 3, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Foxaire Wrote: An actual event on Facebook.
Quote:THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 2021 AT 2 PM EDT
Global prayer to end atheism
Online Event

1.6k people responded
653 going
923 interested

Hilarious

Just one more proof of the inefficacy of prayer.  Dodgy
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#36
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 3, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Foxaire Wrote: An actual event on Facebook.
Quote:THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 2021 AT 2 PM EDT
Global prayer to end atheism
Online Event

1.6k people responded
653 going
923 interested

Hilarious

Yea, on a planet of 7 billion. Ooops there goes the rubber tree plant. HE HAD HIGH HOPES, HE HAD HIGH HOPES.

I started an anti Thor page on Facebook. THE FORMER GUY WON THE INSURECTION!

Dear theists, we promise we will not tar and feather you. No really, I am serious. I personally will not physically harm you. TV remotes were invented for lay people like me. But verbally, please STOP selling your sky hero crap. I want to channel surf in peace.
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#37
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 14, 2021 at 2:21 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 3, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Foxaire Wrote: An actual event on Facebook.

Hilarious

Yea, on a planet of 7 billion. Ooops there goes the rubber tree plant. HE HAD HIGH HOPES, HE HAD HIGH HOPES.

I started an anti Thor page on Facebook. THE FORMER GUY WON THE INSURECTION!

Dear theists, we promise we will not tar and feather you. No really, I am serious. I personally will not physically harm you. TV remotes were invented for lay people like me. But verbally, please STOP selling your sky hero crap. I want to channel surf in peace.

Glad to see that you’re not stampeded by all that ‘freedom of expression’ rubbish.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#38
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 14, 2021 at 2:21 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 3, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Foxaire Wrote: An actual event on Facebook.

Hilarious

Yea, on a planet of 7 billion. Ooops there goes the rubber tree plant. HE HAD HIGH HOPES, HE HAD HIGH HOPES.

I started an anti Thor page on Facebook. THE FORMER GUY WON THE INSURECTION!

Dear theists, we promise we will not tar and feather you. No really, I am serious. I personally will not physically harm you. TV remotes were invented for lay people like me. But verbally, please STOP selling your sky hero crap. I want to channel surf in peace.

1. May Thor and the AllFather stop you from getting into Valhalla.

2. You lay yourself with your remote? Aren't there laws against that?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#39
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 14, 2021 at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 14, 2021 at 2:21 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, on a planet of 7 billion. Ooops there goes the rubber tree plant. HE HAD HIGH HOPES, HE HAD HIGH HOPES.

I started an anti Thor page on Facebook. THE FORMER GUY WON THE INSURECTION!

Dear theists, we promise we will not tar and feather you. No really, I am serious. I personally will not physically harm you. TV remotes were invented for lay people like me. But verbally, please STOP selling your sky hero crap. I want to channel surf in peace.

Glad to see that you’re not stampeded by all that ‘freedom of expression’ rubbish.

Boru

Huge difference between saying Mickey Mouse is real, and actually writing laws based on fiction. The word "theocracy" literally is based on laws based on religion.

If you want to claim ABBA is the one true God, by all means do. But if you want to go beyond that bullshit claim and actually write laws mandating bowing to ABBA, yea, I have a huge problem with that.

The problem worldwide with every religion to certain degrees, there are always assholes, regardless of religion, whom try to interject religion into law.
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#40
RE: Global Prayer To End Atheism
(August 14, 2021 at 12:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 14, 2021 at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Glad to see that you’re not stampeded by all that ‘freedom of expression’ rubbish.

Boru

Huge difference between saying Mickey Mouse is real, and actually writing laws based on fiction. The word "theocracy" literally is based on laws based on religion.

If you want to claim ABBA is the one true God, by all means do. But if you want to go beyond that bullshit claim and actually write laws mandating bowing to ABBA, yea, I have a huge problem with that.

The problem worldwide with every religion to certain degrees, there are always assholes, regardless of religion, whom try to interject religion into law.

But that’s not what you said. You said religious hucksters should stop what they’re doing so you can channel surf in peace.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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