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Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
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Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
And the person who's coming to rescue you is the last person you saw on television (real or fictional). Who does your life depend on?

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#2
RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
Damnit - I don't remember. I hope whoever it was is capable.
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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
Basil Fawlty. I’m well and truly fucked.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#4
RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
CDC director Rochelle Walensky.

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#5
RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
General Lloyd Austin, retired.

Yea, I don't know who the hell he is either.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
Liam Neeson because he has a certain set of skills.
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
Some random newsperson. Not a super-hero in the lot. Guess I'll lean into the restraining wires and sever an artery. I'd win against the kidnappers.



If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#8
RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
I don't watch television, I'm fucked!
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#9
RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
David Rose. I'm not sure how a camp pansexual shop owner who thinks Oprah getting new Espadrilles is exciting news is going to help on his own, but given the sort of shit Alexis managed to get herself into and got out of, he might be connected to more powerful people who can help.
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#10
RE: Imagine You've Been Kidnapped
Bruce Wayne, before he becomes Batman.

Or possibly Detective Jim Gordon.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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