Daily conspiracy

[Angrboda]

What the hell does "it is real" even mean?  Sure, and Benghazi was real, and Yellow Cake is real, depending upon what one means to imply by them.  Otherwise it's just weasel words.

Would the US government report be saying that some of the UAPs could be foreign adversary systems if these were all just sightings of birds and weather balloons? The phenomena recorded on multiple censors and seen visually at the same time, is real. We don't know what the phenomena is, which is why it's called unidentified.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/27/politics/...index.html

In 18 incidents, described in 21 reports, observers reported unusual UAP movement patterns or flight characteristics. Some UAP appeared to remain stationary in winds aloft, move against the wind, maneuver abruptly, or move at considerable speed, without discernable means of propulsion. In a small number of cases, military aircraft systems processed radio frequency (RF) energy associated with UAP sightings."

Eyes emoji!!!! Like, this seems like a big deal! A total of 18 incidents where UFOs "appeared to remain stationary in winds aloft, move against the wind, maneuver abruptly, or move at considerable speed, without discernable means of propulsion." In plain English, that means that military personnel spotted unidentified aerial phenomena that appeared to be unaffected by wind, move in ways that can't be explained and be propelled in ways that can't be explained. Which is very, very interesting.

Then, however, there are some incidents that "may require additional scientific knowledge to successfully collect on, analyze and characterize some of them." Like, advanced science beyond our current capacity. Interesting!

I'm more concerned with what it is that you think you are saying. It seems to be a whole lot of nothing coming out of your mouth.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

It has always amazed me how people still jump straight from blurry photo of "Unidentified Flying Object" to beings from another star system.

One explanation is that people who see alien are living in a different reality. IE They are fucking nuts.

I'm not able to share share their reality yet, but I'm getting old, so who knows.

[The Architect Of Fate]

The steps to dealing with IA 

1. IA will say something crazy 

2. IA will insist he was proven  right when he was anything but then take a phony victory lap 

3. IA will say something crazy 

4. IA will insist he was proven  right when he was anything but then take a phony victory lap

Etc...Etc....Etc

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I've ridden in a few dark green helicopters, but never a black one. Rode in a white on, JFK to La Guardia to catch an connecting flight once. Never see many black helicopters. The one in "Conspiracy Theory" just hovered above the street and nobody even looked up. The copter wasn't invisible, it was New Yorkers being New Yorkers.

Me too. Well, olive green actually, Hueys.  Pretty slow, but they saved us days of walking through primary jungle***

***reduced light, so very little under growth. Perpetual twilight and deathly quiet.  Animals only make noise at dawn at a dusk.  I did once hear the low growl of a tiger as it circled our camp, all night. ( we found the large pads the next morning)  Scared the shit out of us. My Lt actually loaded his SLR with live rounds.

[Fake Messiah]

So the last weekend's deadly tornado outbreak was due to "weather modification" by some evil people who perverted the weather who also allowed gay marriage, or at least that is what Lauren Witzke claims, and she was GOP's candidate for Senate in 2020.

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[Fake Messiah]

Aliens preparing to ‘make contact’ with humans and have been visiting Earth for thousands of years, claims Uri Geller

The Israeli-born mystifier told The Sun Online: "I think they are studying us. I don't know what they really want.

"But I think they are preparing us for contact for the Steven Spielberg scenario of landing and it's going to be spectacular."

"They will probably land on the White House lawn or somewhere. All our science fiction films about alien encounter will come true.

"I don't think we are talking about thousands or even hundreds of years. If I had to guess, a rational and logical guess, I would say 60 to 75 years it's going to happen."

https://www.the-sun.com/news/4260924/uri...n-contact/

A "rational and logical guess"?! Oh, well, I guess it is encouraging that the White House will exist in 75 years.

[Fireball]

I'm reminded of the old Robin Williams routine where he's an old man feeding the pigeons his methadone so they'll come back,

"I remember when the aliens landed. They was black and 8 feet tall, and they was pissed!".

[arewethereyet]

So the last weekend's deadly tornado outbreak was due to "weather modification" by some evil people who perverted the weather who also allowed gay marriage, or at least that is what Lauren Witzke claims, and she was GOP's candidate for Senate in 2020.

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If only the gays and their allies had the powers that the conspiracy tin foil hat wearing fuckwads think we do...imagine all the ways we could use our powers for good.

[Fireball]

So the last weekend's deadly tornado outbreak was due to "weather modification" by some evil people who perverted the weather who also allowed gay marriage, or at least that is what Lauren Witzke claims, and she was GOP's candidate for Senate in 2020.

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What a fucking twit.

[Fake Messiah]