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God's president for Earth? That is hilarious.

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Discovery+ and the Travel Channel ran out of aliens. Now they are claiming that vampires are real, and they are dishonoring crime victims and insulting their families by claiming their deaths were the work of what they claim are a non-human monster species.

"A vampire could be your doctor or next-door neighbor" - that kind of paranoia will bring back witch burnings and people will get hurt.





Direct link https://www.facebook.com/186842420994378...3479299566

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Pizzagate-style right-wing conspiracy theorists falsely accused a butterfly sanctuary of secret sex trafficking, leading to a swarm of GOP operatives descending on the site and prompting it to close indefinitely.



https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/le...826463.php

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Remember the QAnon offshoot that formed in Dallas last November to see JFK resurrected? Well, three months later it's still there, its numbers are growing again and its wild claims are becoming even more extreme

Besides claiming that JFK appeared in disguise as Trump at a rally last month, Protzman has begun to openly berate his followers, some of whom have reportedly drunk toxic chemicals from a communal bowl.

While many people, including some within the QAnon community, have dismissed Protzman as a freak show and something to be ridiculed, his ability to control and coerce people into abandoning their lives to follow him has destroyed families.

Protzman’s predictions about Trump and JFK continually morph from one wild claim to another. Last week he told followers: “It’s not that Trump is going to be your president, because right now JFK is your president and he’s not just your president, the gematria says he is the second coming of Jesus Christ.”

Gematria is a Hebrew numerology system that Protzman uses to convert words and phrases into numbers, which he then links to other words and phrases to claim divine knowledge.

He also claimed that Melania Trump was the queen of Russia, but that claim was met with widespread confusion because he previously told his followers that the former first lady was actually Princess Diana in disguise.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5qwb3/j...lt-growing

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Conscious Life Expo is happening right now in LA. For 18 years it has been the go-to event in Los Angeles for Animal psychics, sound bathers, Ascended Masters, UFO-channelers, aura readers, past life therapists, psychonauts, magic pyramids. A weekend-long New Age bonanza with dozens of vendors, lectures and workshops.

This is from the UFO panel. Paola Harris, Jacques Vallee, Caroline Cory, Whitley Strieber and Linda Howe. Far-ranging talk: ET typology (Tall Nordics, Tall Whites, Greys, etc.); gazing into the future; gene and sex harvests(?); cow mutilations; the distant Planet Apu; nanodiamonds.



Too bad all these aliens, angels, magical pyramid contraptions, and magical jewelry can not cure covid because attendance is down and there are fewer booths than 2020. Vendors are also complaining that business is slow.

Here are some fun photos

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Indian hepatologist Cyriac Abby Philips has been accused of—correctly—referring to Ayurveda as pseudoscience. For this, he is being threatened with defamation charges by a state medical council.

https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/k...388217.ece

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Gazpacho Police





Direct link https://www.facebook.com/186842420994378...7696300337

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Did NASA Rover Photograph Alien Lying on Martian Rock?


"There is a person laying down watching the NASA Mars rover from a safe distance away. The person is about 1 foot tall, .3 meters and is laying down, pinkish upper chest, neck and face, radish hair, wearing a dark suit, but has a grey object over one shoulder...looks like a backpack of some sort. There are even footprints behind the person leading up to the location they chose to lay down at."

The blog post has since gained some news media attention and the photo has been shared widely on social media.



https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-alie...ce-1677524

Maybe it's Jesus or Virgo Mary because they can only live there

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^^^Don't be daft, that's a gun turret. We need to leave Mars alone!

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So QAnon and conspiracy theorists are becoming Westboro Baptist Church in regards how they disrespect the dead for their sick entertainment

Conspiracy theorists who blamed Bob Saget’s death on COVID vaccines now insist he was murdered

Over on Telegram, popular QAnon promoter StormyPatriotJoe likewise suggested to his more than 100,000 followers that Saget’s death was undoubtedly suspicious.

Users on the app responded to the news by suggesting that Saget had actually been assassinated at Guantanamo Bay by the U.S. military for being a pedophile. QAnon adherents regularly accuse celebrities of being pedophiles and also believe that former President Donald Trump is secretly having all of their perceived enemies put to death.

“Bullet to the head by the military!!” one user gleefully wrote.

Some even compared Saget to deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who likewise found himself tied up in conspiracy theories following his suicide in a New York Jail.

“Yeah sure, and #JeffreyEpstein killed himself too huh?” @Tylerban wrote.

Numerous users across social media attempted to link Saget’s brain bleed to the booster shot.

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/bob-saget...ories/?amp